the-prancercisingdead:

logicaltriumvirate:

bishybarnaby:

spinningdust:

Leonard McCoy: patron saint of grumpybutts.

Our Leonard who art in sickbay
Hallow’d be thy Eyebrow
Thy nurses run
Thy physicals be done
On Earth as they are in this flying tin can
Give us this day our daily hypospray
And forgive us our away missions
As we forgive those who pull phasers against us
Lead us not into the transporter
But deliver us from Andorian shingles
For thine is the biobed, the quarantine and the Captain
Now and until the hull cracks and our blood boils in thirteen seconds
DAMMIT JIM.

Did you just call the Enterprise a flying tin can?

#Laddie don’t you think you should….rephrase that? (via)