throwaninkpot:

incorrectqueensthiefquotes:

Eugenides: We have fun, don’t we, Costis?

Costis: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Conversely–

Costis, who is having a jolly time on a mission for his king, camping, making a friend, wrestling a mountain lion unarmed: We have fun, don’t we, Kamet?

Kamet, who had to choose being kidnapped over being framed for murder: I have never been more stressed out in my life.