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Botany and Cool Shit: Pleurothallis truncata

These rebellious young whipper-snapper-damn-“Millenials” are most definitely orchids. Don’t worry though, even though their racemes make them look like a back-talking pierced-tongue millenials, they aren’t capable of destroying any of our hard-won industries, primarily because they are “orchids” according to what Rush Limbaugh and Tomi Lahren said this morning, and are not, infact, millennials. 

I however am still skeptical. Just look at them! With so many tongue piercings, I can’t fathom how they could be anything BUT millennials. They could be the very death of our Fabric Softener Industry. Just think of how the Diamond-encrusted Gold Watch Industry would suffer if all of the piercings are on their tongues! These millennials just obviously don’t know how to spend their money properly. 

(Not my images, darlings. For these and other lovely orchids, check out Ruben Senes’s Flikr, here )

P.S. These are not actually images of millennials. Please note that these are plants and therefore have no money to spend improperly. 

bold of you to assume millennials have money