probablyfreeformrpgideas:

perringwrites:

maramahan:

So the other day, I was thinking about the classic alignment chart, and how it doesn’t really do much for me personally since it’s more about how characters interact with systems rather than how they interact with other people

I had a minute, so I figured I’d throw something together that DID suit my needs!

(Note: This chart regards a character’s intent rather than the outcome of their actions—and for sake of clarity, here are the definitions I’m working with:

Good: concerned with the well-being the collective, often at expense of the self

Evil: concerned with the well-being of the self, often at the expense of the collective

Kind: concerned with the emotional responses of others

Cruel: unconcerned with the emotional responses of others)

I like conceptualizing things this way, cause sometimes Bad People behave with ‘good’ or ‘kind’ intentions, and sometimes Good People do things that seem ‘evil’ or ‘cruel’

Also this gives me a way to compare/contrast characters who get lumped together under the other system

Ohoho. This is gonna change things.

I really like this!!

thatpettyblackgirl:

Sexual orientation is defined as sexual attraction to a certain GENDER or SEX. You can not trade being heterosexual or homosexual for being a pedophile, because “child” is neither a GENDER nor SEX. The argument is tired. Pedophilia CAN’T be a sexual orientation by definition.

No tea, no shade, just FACTS!! 👏🏾

Don’t nobody think pedophiles should be part of the lgbtq umbrella.
Some anti-gay people are trying to say the lgbtq community supports it
in other to make more people hate lgbtq people.

red–thedragon:

My dad went off on me because I haven’t finished my college applications yet so he made me brainstorm ten “things I do, like, or have as hobbies” and uhh I think I did this wrong

  1. listening to music?????
  2. talking to people who aren’t complete fucking idiots about shit they actually know shit about that sounds sarcastic but no I mean literally
  3. if I literally write transformers will someone come and cut my fucking head off because uh
  4. characters I like that are cool beating up characters I like that are cool or otherwise interacting with characters I like that are cool, or, characters I don’t like that are not cool suffering at the hands of characters I like that are cool, or, possibly, characters I relate to but don’t like getting one moment of peace and fucking not dying (Starscream looking @ u)
  5. Sitting around doing nothing while going out of my mind because I want to do something and then not doing it anyways because I can’t make myself actually get the fuck up
  6. thinking bout dumb shit that has no bearing on reality but is kinda cool at some point
  7. space aliens
  8. reading a whole ass load of bullshit
  9. blowing off shit I really should be doing with absolutely nothing and feeling vaguely guilty about it but not doing anything bout my obligations anyway
  10. homework

Anyways this is somehow going to have to turn into a college essay and I’m. dying

You do art tho………?

nightmare-court:

hencegoodfortune:

minutia-r:

seagodofmagic:

someone just started blasting the indiana jones theme music on this train and i can’t tell who it is

but bless them

Apparently if you play the Indiana Jones theme music at an archaeological dig like half the people reach for their phones

#the other half reach for their phones if you play the jurassic park theme

There are only two genders: Jurassic Park and Indiana Jones

red–thedragon:

mllemusketeer:

iopele:

iopele:

nkfloofiepoof:

white-aster:

dragovianknight:

telesilla:

thehangedmanandthehoneybee:

corblimeys:

anyways… reblog + tag what you smell like according to what does a hero smell like 🍃

honeysuckle and pride

Cinnamon and Prowess

Coriander and desire.

Optimus Prime:  rain and midnight

Megatron:  woodsmoke and hunger

Jazz:  axes and delight (he loves this, btw)

Soundwave:  donuts and mystery

Jazz is over here dying now.

Grimlock: pepperoni and gravity

Starscream: swords and delight

And for added hilarity, I did them as the Jetasaurus ship name, and I got the best answer:

Clean sheets and wildness

*coughbutthosesheetswon’tbecleanforlongcough*

put in my AO3 pen name and omfg I’m dying I can’t breathe

just found this post again and I had to share this one:

… why you kinky boys

I apparently smell like dark chocolate and defiance.

this is more accurate than i want to give it credit for

One of my OCs, and………yeah……..

red–thedragon:

parlezvousladybug:

cry-is-trash13:

pocmemes:

vinebox:

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

Legend

@kaltricks absolutely iconic