decepticonsensual:

I’m ridiculously amused by Comixology’s new, more extensive security measures that mean I now have to tick a box saying I’m not a robot before I’m allowed to read highly political stories about robots.

We can’t have the robots getting ideas, now, can we?

capitola:

rapid-oxi-dation:

Fullmetal Alchemist AU where everything’s the same except Ed makes up stupid stories as to why he lost his arm and leg and they’re different every time someone asks. 

ex: “I got attacked by a shark” 
“I stubbed my toe and decided I didn’t want it anymore”
“I went through a steampunk phase”
“Sheep are vicious when they’re hungry”
“Squirrels”

“y-you have an automail arm and leg… you–you must have committed the ult-”

“did you know horses are omnivorous? you’d think they just eat grass and weeds but that’s what they want you to think”

trans-cynical:

trans-cynical:

Lmfao spent all our money on a motel bc the critters (and us) were roasting and now the fuckening van won’t start.

I think it’s the starter or possibly dirty spark plugs but regardless we can’t fucking afford to fix it.

Help some homeless queers out please? We’re like, a little desperate. This place is kinda desolate and panhandling probably isn’t gonna get us what we need.

paypal.me/daveigh

Venmo: @v0id-queen

Hot food would be fucking great too if anyone wants to like get us a pizza or smthn dm me.

Willing to trade nudes or bad drawings or something if anyone can help. Really haven’t been this screwed in a while.

Please please help if you can, we’re in a pretty bad spot right now