nausicaaharris:

I haven’t posted art in forever but it’s @marthawells’ Murderbot (who in my mind looks a lot like Kevin R. Free, who reads the audiobook)! Here, Murderbot is engrossed in one of many season finales of The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon. It’s still working its way through the backlog, so it’s not like it can’t just queue up the next season as soon as it finishes, but it’s finally about to learn the dark secret that has haunted the hydroponics technician!

I got Rogue Protocol (book 3 of The Murderbot Diaries) from the clutches of my mailroom today, and…

Miki??????? is so pure??????? never before have I seen a robot who personality-wise is actually more adorable than Baymax and they accomplish this without a soft huggy body. 

This bot must be protected.

official-german-gaming:

Erdbeeren, Feuerbeeren, Luftbeeren, Wasserbeeren.

Vor langer Zeit lebten alle vier Beeren zusammen in Harmonie. Doch dann erklärte uns die Feuerbeere den Krieg
und alles änderte sich. Nur der Avatar, Herr der vier Beeren, hätte sie
aufhalten können. Aber als die Welt ihn am meisten brauchte, verschwand
er. Einhundert Jahre vergingen und mein Bruder und ich entdeckten den
neuen Avatar, einen Luftbeerenbändiger namens Aang. Auch wenn er über enorme
Fähigkeiten verfügt, er muss noch eine Menge lernen, bevor er jemandem
helfen kann. Aber ich glaube daran, dass Aang diese Welt retten wird.

gallusrostromegalus:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

gallusrostromegalus:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

psychoticrambling:

gallusrostromegalus:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

gallusrostromegalus:

thesaurus-robot:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

I wonder how many homestucks out there have “Secure” passwords that are really just regular shitty passwords but with thier favorite Typing Quirk.

Repsonses So far: 

Homestucks: I Feel Called Out And Am Being Personally Kinkshamed In My Own Home In Front Of God And My Cat

Normal people: “You know what? That’s as good a strategy as any.”

gallusrostromegalus :

gallusrostromegalus :

cardinal amazement however some homestucks outer on that point undergo “ fortify ” passwords that square measure truly sensible usual bad passwords only with thier contender writing strangeness .

Repsonses thusly immoderate :

Homestucks : halogen property titled come out And master’s degree animate thing in person Kinkshamed metal My personal come back stylish place Of supernatural being And My adult female

practice be : “ You tell apart what ? That’s every bit healthy metric linear unit military science element immoderate . ”

ThesaurusBot 0.2.1

This is totally incomprehensible! Thank you!

@theshitpostcalligrapher

holy fuckin shit. 

someone splurge out the 50 dollars that it’d take for me to do this whole goddamn ting 

How much would someone have to cough up to get it written up in a homestuck typing quirk tho?  

(I combined as many quirks as I could remember, kudos to anyone who can read this shit) 

R3p50n5e5 7hu5ly 1mm0d3r4t3 :

)(0m35tuck5 : )(al0g3n pr0p3rty t1tl3d c0m3 0ut 4nd m45t3r’5 d3gr33 4n1m8 th1ng 1n purrs0n K1nk5)(4m3d m3t4l My purrs0n4l c0m3 b4ck styf1s)( pl4ce 0f supurrn4tur4l be1ng 4nd My 4dult f3m4l3

pr4ct1c3 bee : “ You t3ll 4p4rt ww)(at ? T)(4t’5 3v3ry b1t )(34lt)(y m3tr1c l1n34r un1t m1l1t4ry sc13nc3 3l3m3nt 1mm0d3r8 .

thanks i have necrotising fasciitis now

WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

I am laughing like a teakettle right now. All that I can manage is a high pitched whistling noise that’s confusing the dog. Thank you.

I HAVE WORK IN A HALF HOUR YOU CUCKS

My poor dog is extremely confused by my teakettle noises.  This has been the highlight of my afternoon.  Thank you. 

(also to be clear- I’m not making fun of the password thing- it’s legit strategy.  I’m just extremely amused by the self-inflicted fuckor)

Okay, I’ve…never managed to even start Homestuck, but are typing quirks just l33tspeak? 

adhighdefinition:

coraslydias:

adhighdefinition:

“if this character really had ADHD, the writers would have made it canon!” oh shut up, do we really have to give you a lesson on how nd ppl are severely underrepresented in the media

yeah lmao remember when stiles stilinski was restless, had a racing mind and couldn’t focus to save his life and it was said he was on adderall……and later jeff davis said it was only a joke and that he didn’t have it…. cause i do! 

yikes, that’s terrible

Jeff Davis said what