vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

i love telling ppl i plan to marry rich and it’s not shallow bc i’m a lesbian so any way i get married is still iconic and revolutionary

us gays and trans ppl get 500 years of trope free passes where we can do anything and tell any story that is trite and boring with straight cis people.

every single chick flick, romcom, and action movie in existence can be rewritten featuring us and it’ll be an instant classic, oscar winner, nobel peace prize nominee, that’s just the rules

red–thedragon:

I’m trying out a new shading style.

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

imaginedsoldier:

This post is like getting punched in the chest four consecutive times and being surprised about it every single time.

the four horsemen of the ASSpocalypse

hamishsteele:

Been thinking a lot about what He-Man might look like in the Netflix She-Ra universe!

Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/hamishsteele

Twitter! https://twitter.com/hamishsteele

I LOVE IT

mejustdoingme:

stfleur-de-lis:

localstarboy:

So we been opening cans the wrong way our whole lives?

That’s my momma fault I grew up seeing her do it so I followed lol

…oh

well that explains the electric can openers much better, I always wondered why the angle changed

im starting heelys discourse

lexosaurus:

Hey NERDS

what kind of heelys do you think Danny Phantom would wear???

Fenton wears the black ones, Phantom wears the silver ones.

ovenroastedtwerkey:

thenimbus:

“would you like a pant, friend?”

Slenderman gotta work retail now? Smh, this economy fucked EVERYONE

Nah dude, it’s his brother Trenderman.

venacoeurva:

I’m here again to continually establish my role as Cursed-Content-Artist

-Don’t reupload/edit/use without proper credit, ask first please-

swiggity swooty he got the booty

sourcedumal:

secretallie:

Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness.

Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genuinely upbeat, positive actor interview ever. Another great bit:

To be honest, this was the healthiest advice for getting into working out I’ve ever read, and it really was the inspiration for me to start running and going to the gym.

No judgement, no “you need to be doing this” mess. Just a simple “do what you can. and feel comfortable”

yubird:

yubird:

the rival trainers in the new pokemon games are too nice. i feel bad about beating them

hau in usum: hey bestfriend! lets battle and become stronger together! its ok if i lose i had fun!

silver in hgss: die you fucking bastard