
Author: DarkestElemental616

My solution to the Infinity War?
YEET.
After some discussion with my peers, it has been decided that Batman already has a plan in motion in the event of a Thanos.
That plan is ‘Call Wonder Woman.’
Naturally.
“he’s Batman’s problem now”
like he didn’t just call down the wrath of Batman on himself for this shit
Popular superstitions and taboos in Malaysia | Malay Mail
For most Malaysians, growing up with certain superstitions or taboos
are a norm, whether they are founded in logic or just customary beliefs.Some of us would dismiss them as urban legends but for others, it is a part of daily life.
Seeing
that we are in the seventh lunar month and many in the Chinese
community observe the Hungry Ghost Festival, Malay Mail takes a look at
some superstitions that are still being bandied about.Stay in at night
Children
and women are often advised to stay home when night falls as the
roaming spirits during the Hungry Ghost Festival are believed to be out
in full force.Spirits are more likely to be “attached” to the innocence of children and pregnant women.
For those who are still out at night, avoid standing under shady trees or empty bus stops.
Hasidic Rapper: My Kids Weren’t Accepted Because They’re Black
Racism is not welcome in the Jewish community.
Jews are Jews are Jews are Jews.
Say it with me.
Hasidic Rapper: My Kids Weren’t Accepted Because They’re Black
… but would you WRITE an entire series about Chihiro’s classmates being confused (a series is a Lot of writing but outsider pov is my jam and also your writing so if you ever did anything with that concept I would cry probably)
Some headcanons because I don’t really have the TIME to write an entire series but I DO have the time to rhapsodize about my Love for this concept.
- So the new girl’s name is Chihiro and she’s weird and charming and friendly and fearless. She always wears a lucky purple hairtie and she stops to bow to every shrine she comes across and she takes her time writing her name, every kanji clear and precise and unmistakable. She goes from new to popular in about a week and her teachers tell her parents that their daughter has a natural gift for making friends, open and cheerful with anyone who’s civil to her. She doesn’t have answers for anyone about those two months that her family was just kind of missing, but other than that she’s an open book.
- Chihiro is known for being open, even.
- So when a girl in a salmon uniform shows up at the school looking for her sister Sen, a year after Chihiro’s arrival, and Chihiro launches herself into the stranger’s arms with a whoop of delight, everyone is…a little lost.
- Chihiro’s sister is scary. One of the older boys hit on her and she broke his wrist. Chihiro told her to behave and her sister waved a hand and said, “Relax, Sen, he had it coming.” She moves like a bulldozer–if you’re in her way, your choices are to get out of it or get flattened. Within the day, it’s been firmly established that Lin, whoever the hell she is, is some kind of thug. She comes by every few months and brings Chihiro brief letters from “Young Master Haku” and from “Granny” and “the boilerman” and everyone walks a little warier around Chihiro because her sister is clearly a yanki and not to be toyed with. Chihiro’s an easygoing person, but honestly Lin absolutely radiates “they’ll never find the body” and it handily resolves any issues that Chihiro might otherwise have.
- When Chihiro is fifteen she leads an ecological initiative that is…absolutely absurdly successful, largely because she looked around at the other students in her class and said “This is something I really care about, who wants to help me” and every hand went up. Probably half of them actually care about the environment, and half of them are doing it to cover their community service requirement. Half of them are hoping to woo Absurdly Charming Local Student Ogino Chihiro over the next few months. There is some overlap between these groups.
- Over one year, they raise an astonishing amount of money to contribute to a campaign to tear down some abandoned apartments in Chihiro’s old town and restore a river, and at the celebration they throw at the end of it all, she gets up and speaks and smiles and about three quarters of her class sighs in unison.
- “I never expected to raise this much, thank you all so much for your help,” Absurdly Charming Local Student Ogino Chihiro says, beaming.
- “Oh no,” her classmates say, dismayed. Turns out finishing the project means being done with weekly meetings led by Chihiro.
- Lin needles Chihiro about Young Master Haku and Chihiro blushes furiously every time and changes the subject to how her grandfather is doing.
- The things that are Known about Chihiro’s grandfather are as follows:
- Generally known as “the Boilerman”
- Has a great many pets, all called “Sootball”
- Likes Chihiro very much
- Does not like Lin nearly as much
- Smuggled Chihiro out of her great aunt’s house once
- Does not like blood on his walls
- Once hid Young Master Haku for an entire night, possibly related to the blood situation
- There are some serious concerns about what the Boilerman does and why he has such strict opinions about blood on his walls.
- The next year, Chihiro’s parents are out of town on Parents’ Day, which is how everyone meets the Boilerman and also Granny, who do not seem to be married and bicker constantly about everything except Chihiro and Granny’s sister, who seems to be Lin’s boss and also the great aunt who necessitated the smuggling. Granny mutters about Chihiro’s river fundraiser and Chihiro scolds her for almost killing someone, apparently Young Master Haku, and Granny scoffs that “he was fine” while the Boilerman complains about blood on his walls. Chihiro asks after an old friend and Granny says “Well we almost had bandits but he took care of them and we won’t have to worry about that anymore” and goes on to praise this person’s spinning.
- So, everyone concludes, they’re terrifying.
- By the time Young Master Haku actually shows up, Chihiro is seventeen and she’s managed to convince the school to send her whole class to see the un-damming of the Kohaku River, and her class has pretty soundly hashed out what’s up. It goes like this:
- Chihiro’s great aunt runs a yakuza clan and Young Master Haku is her heir and Lin is one of his direct underlings, and after a falling out Granny and Great-Aunt split the clan and now hate each other, and the Boilerman works for Great-Aunt and saved Young Master Haku’s life after Granny tried to bump him off to put Chihiro in his place.
- Chihiro seems pretty well out of the family business, though, and went and fell in love with the guy she was supposed to be replacing, and although Great-Aunt doesn’t care for Chihiro as much as the rest, her son likes her and her heir likes her and so does everyone else, so the two clans play nicely for Chihiro’s sake.
- Young Master Haku, once he shows up, is almost as terrifying as Lin in his coolly remote way, but he obviously dotes on Chihiro and she wears river pearl earrings that are probably worth more money than anything else she owns and grins, silly with glee, whenever she sees him.
- No one tries to get Absurdly Charming Local Yakuza Daughter Ogino Chihiro to go out with them anymore because can you fucking imagine.
Tonight’s realization: Pokémon is a Solarpunk setting.
Evidence:
- “Science is amazing!” / Science as a recurring theme
- Coexisting with nature (pokémon) is a major theme
- Healthcare is free for everyone
- Society is generally safe enough for 10-year-olds to travel alone with only their pets. In fact, it’s almost common for children to do so.
- Urban sprawl is pretty well contained in most regions.
- Wilderness conservation is a well-kept priority
- Most people walk or bike everywhere, and those who don’t usually ride pokémon. There are few cars to cause smog.
- Solar & Wind energy is used in many places, even small towns like New Bark.
- Cultural love of science coexists with respect for tradition and spirituality (mediums, psychics, aura readers, etc)
- It’s a possible, nearby, optimistic, future (besides the pocket monsters themselves ofc). Very little of Pokémon’s tech is too far off modern tech.
Quoting vines in Rome to see who responds. So far we have:
In the Colosseum, a tour guide was talking about who sat where and when they mentioned that the emperor and some other guy sat in one place, I said “And they were roommates!” And one of the girls on the tour said “oh my god! Zey ver voomates!” In a thick German accent before glaring at me.
And an alcove in the Vatican Museum with nothing in it and I quietly said “this bitch empty” and a British girl yelled “YEET” before realising her mistake and telling me to go fuck myself.
You’re the hero we need, yet don’t deserve
Chaotic good




