people making all these nitpicks about Harry Potter canon and my only question is why didn’t we see people Cumberbatching Voldemort instead of calling him You Know Who like
“Oh no, it’s Moldywarts!”
“But we have to be careful because Toadybloat’s followers might hear”
“Ah yes the great and powerful Haggisplate”
“Refusal to say a name gives that name power, Harry. But mutilating the hell out of it to the point that people can’t take it seriously anymore strips that power away.”
“Vimeofail… Volvodoor… Vulvadynia… Fuck, what’s the Dark Lord’s real name again? I can’t fucking remember.”
I’m patiently waiting for ‘’Cumberbatching’’ to enter the OED as a verb
lets make a new trope: gay characters who are actually seemingly impossible to kill to the point that all of their enemies are comically frustrated. functionally immortal gay characters. being gay making you immortal. unkillable gay trope.
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