Your typical urban fantasy/supernatural story with your average every day normal girl, and your brooding guy who turns out to be an immortal supernatural in some way.
And you have all the “romantic” cliches and suspense of will they won’t they.
Except the big moment, is basically the brooding immortal supernatural becoming the eternal dad friend to the girl instead of a romance, because ‘my god have you looked at our age difference? You’re a literal child?’ ‘Says the old man who has worst dad jokes than my actual father’
Look instead of a romance between the main two protagonists please picture a friendship where the supernatural immortal’s broodiness is just them being a long suffering old grump who is 1000% likely to adopt people, and the plucky young average girl behaves like an actual teenager and her fatal flaw is that she’s 100% willing to fight in any given situation no matter what.
When supernatural plot happens almost everyone who knows broody supernatural immortal is completely unsurprised that he’s hanging out with plucky heroine because his whole reputation is accidentally adopting stray humans.
…Oh, this is why so many people ship Bruce with his kids.
hey do you think crowley would just buy the most expensive available mac or would he build some kind of horrifying $8000 souped-up alienware rig that he then never uses. apple’s a pretty evil company so i’m leaning towards them
update: never mind i have definitively answered the question. there is a
$20,000 laptop called the ego bentley. it is called that because it is
associated with the car company bentley. its casing is made of “bentley
leather” with “authentic bentley crossover hand-stitching.” its frame is
made of white gold. its specs are SHIT. crowley owns this laptop you
can’t change my mind
Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.
One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy.