Hello, all! Every year, since 2011, I do a limited number of custom, hand-painted geek and fandom baubles–and right now COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOR DECEMBER FIRST [or sooner!] DELIVERY~!
I’ve attached a few examples of some of the designs I’ve done in the past. If you’re interested, message me and we’ll work together to make your GIFTMAS extra special this year! ^__^
A few important bits: Baubles are priced between 15 and 30 USD [based on complexity], generally takes about 15 days to finish, and each one is shatterproof! [Bonus for places with pets and kids!] Shipping is generally 5 – 18 USD depending on where in the world you are located, in relation to my painting table in Maine [USA]. ~_^
That’s ONE millionaire. Imagine what all millionaires and billionaires could do for this country if they actually put their obscene wealth to practical use.
“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”
The villain blinks “You-”
“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”
“Heroism involves kindness, dipshit” is the most amazing phrase I’ve ever read. I need to incorporate it into all my work.
This straight up sounds like something Spider-Man would say
This is what people who actually know how to write Batman would say
the ross sisters: come for the three part harmony about potato salad, stay for the choreographed three part exorcism
Look I recommend a lot of content on this ole blog of mine but if I may click bait you for a second with a screenshot of the first stunt in this video to straight up make me scream in terror and awe:
You Won’t Believe What Happens Next
This scene is so fucking wild y’all I’m not even touching on the song which I literally cannot comprehend and hey have listened to ten times today (I am still unclear on whether “solid potato salad” is a good thing or bad thing. what is the ideal matter state of potato salad) but the bending, the bending, we must address the bending
Nightmare
Extra Nightmare
FUCKING INHUMAN STUNTS PERFORMED BY WOMEN MADE OF STEEL AND JELLY AND BEFORE YOU ASK NO THIS SCENE DOES NOT APPEAR TO HAVE HAD ANY PARTICULAR RELEVANCE TO THE PLOT, IT ENTERS AS INEXPLICABLY WONDERFULLY AS IT LEAVES
Filed under: things I fully expect Dick Grayson to be capable of. He and his brothers will regularly do this just to freak random criminals out, and crime usually drops for the next month or so as a result.
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