The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby “damn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year”. And the random stranger responded “give it time, they’re only buds”.
why is this the second what the fuck could top that
something shocking happens that affects both Sam n Dean equally yet only Dean gets a closeup reaction shot
Sam spends a scene literally blurred into the background
a recurring character who’s close to both boys hugs Dean but not Sam
Sam flinches in response to Dean’s behaviour
take two sips when:
Sam is forced to work with someone who hurt him; if no one bothers to ask how he feels about this, down the glass; if the person in question is Lucifer, down the bottle
Dean is casually cruel to Sam/dismissive of his suffering (e.g. “’smores foot” etc.)
Dean’s shitty actions are justified by the narrative while Sam doing something not nearly comparable is demonised; if Dean’s shitty actions are justified by another character, down the glass
a new recurring character is introduced and is closer to Dean than Sam
one of Sam’s like five friends fucking dies; if said friend is a woman, down the glass
someone makes a rape joke to Sam; if said person is Lucifer, down the glass
down the glass when:
sam is sexually assaulted
sam’s agency is violated
sam doesn’t stand up for himself even though he really should
sam justifies the actions of people who have hurt him
down the bottle when:
sam doing something completely normal and healthy to preserve his own physical or mental wellbeing (e.g. going to college) is treated as a betrayal of Dean
fandom calls Sam “arrogant” or “selfish” for no reason; if they do this while bending over backwards to defend Dean, smash the bottle over your head and welcome the sweet embrace of unconsciousness,
Yeah, i would be wasted after one episode 😂 not risking this ! Poor Sam ! He surely deserves better !
Potential alcohol poisoning
Potential alcohol poisoning?? I think you mean certain death due to alcohol poisoning. Especially if we’re talking about S8-13. And S5. S5, aka, how Sam was unjustly blamed for the whole apocalypse all the time, forever.
It would only take one episode in a lot of cases, fuck.
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