negaverse-scum:

eternalgaylord:

konkeydongcountry:

if you described cicadas to someone who’d never heard of them, it would be indistinguishable from a shitpost

a type of insect that spends many years underground (usually a prime number), before emerging en masse to spend a week clinging to trees and screaming before they all die

im not entirely convinced this isnt a shitpost

clinging to trees and screaming AND FUCKING before dying

don’t forget the fucking

It sounds like the trees are shooting old sci-fi lasers for weeks