sohotthateveryonedied:

• It was prob some rogue who did it, just because he was bitter and wanted to make Batman miserable for a day.

• Damian, stumbling around in his new 6’2 body: “Why do I suddenly feel like a goth skyscraper.” *trips over his vampire cape*

• Bruce is so beyond caring at this point, he doesn’t even react much besides frowning so deeply his face cramps up and sighing the heaviest sigh he’s ever sighed. Last time he got body-swapped was almost two months ago when he spent a week in Hal’s body. He was so close to breaking his record of Longest Time Without Getting Spelled.

• When Bruce and Damian return from patrol, Dick immediately runs up to Damian.
Dick: “Hey, Dami! How’s my favorite little munchkin doing?”
Bruce, his deep man voice coming from Damian’s bean-like body: “Fine, and you?”
Dick: o__o

• Alfred, ever the comedian, insists that Bruce wears Damian’s footie pajamas instead of his usual ginormous three-piece-suits because “I will not have any child of mine wearing ill-fitting clothes, Master Bruce. And besides, this one has little Thomas the Train characters on it.”

• Damian, standing in front of Bruce’s floor-length mirror in one of the identical gray suits he found in his dad’s closet: “Yes, it is I, the one and only Bruce Wayne. What is that, Shelby? Go to Lex Luthor’s pool party with you? Why of course, you know I can never turn down a free sundae bar. Perhaps we can even drink champagne in the ball pit and visit the pet store to pet all the puppies because, as an adult, I now have that privilege.”

• Tim, not yet aware of the switcharoo situation: “Hey, Bruce.”
Damian: “Choke on a spoon and die.”
Tim, crying: “B-Bruce??”