We can conclude from how Jason acts with Bizarro that Jason would be a really good father, despite never having a solid father figure in his life. Most people think that because he is an antihero that he would a bad dad, but Jason would be a really attentive and protective father- everything he wanted his father to be, but never lived up to. He would be willing to do anything to make sure his child was safe and happy. In this essay I will-
I saw these glorious photos of Chris Pine and concluded they had extremely Big Dick Energy, so who better to model them than the Dickman himself? Figures that my first Dick pic would be a complete shitpost.
Wrong DC character, but I can’t imagine Steve Trevor in that myself
Starbucks in the DCU has drinks for each of the Batfam. Tim hates that the Red Robin is all strawberry syrup and not just fifty shots of espresso. The Nightwing is bubblegum syrup and 90% diabetes.
i feel like when jason’s still got Serious Issues with tim, every single thing about him makes jason insecure, like oh he was smart enough to figure out who batman is? oh he came from a upper class family? oh he’s (seemingly) very different from me personality wise? oh he’s super pretty? basically the exact opposite of me? i’ve been forgotten and this is everything everyone wanted instead? cool, cool cool. cool. just cool.
(it’s ok jason. ur smart too. & ur also pretty. just..differently. ur big buff & beautiful)