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I’ve always wondered why so many Americans are afraid of bears.

Turns out the bears in my country are literally the smallest in the world and I had a disproportionate understanding of the size of grizzlies

Tagging @asterismjess and @saxifraga-x-urbium bc I know they’d get a giggle out of it

Dude did you never see stuffed bears? There’s a polar bear in the natural history museum and as @cribins pointed out on Saturday that lad was too damn big

I… I have never seen stuffed bears. And I don’t think I’ve ever been to a Natural History Museum either 😦

H O W

I JUST???? HAVEN’T BEEN????? ITS ALWAYS ART GALLERIES AND WE DON’T REALLY HAVE ONE HERE

………..wait, bears aren’t like eight, ten feet tall where you are? And also everywhere?