I just feel like the way Bella and Jacob’s relationship turned into this angsty, tension-filled “will-we-or-won’t-we” after he became a werewolf is…not how it should have played out. Because the situation you have here is:
Girl who’s used to having to play the parent role
-and-
16-year-old boy with little to no impulse control suddenly realizing he’s basically indestructible
“This is AWESOME!!”
“Jake, oh my God, get down -”
“watch me backflip off this cliff Bells, I can totally stick the landing!”
“Jake-”
“I’m gonna ride my motorcycle off a mountain, I’m gonna bench press a tractor, I’m gonna FIGHT AN ENTIRE SHARK”
“JACOB!!!”
Tag: Bella Swan
i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance
Everyone in the comments talking about how a woman is born with all her eggs and has them her whole life but a sperm cell is only made maybe a couple of days before conception and now all I can think of is that one really weird week, right before Edward and Bella get married, where Jacob is freaking out because he finds Edward smoking hot out of nowhere and that’s why he was being weird at the wedding.
TECHNICALLY EDWARD ISN’T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE PRODUCING NEW SPERM
I hate Twilight biology
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