AND MY SPOILT FUR BABY IS GETTING A CAT CONDO DELIVERED TODAY TOO
A compromise
That’s gonna fun when she gets bigger, lol. Pidge will do that too…but only when I’m trying to sleep.
Monet sleeps on me like this at night too. This morning I rolled onto my side and she slid straight off onto the mattress with a disgruntled and sleepy “marp” and then just settled into my elbow.
Pidge stole my blankets last night. I don’t know exactly how because I was trying to sleep, but she literally left me with just the sheet. She stole three whole blankets.
So real talk how bad is the tron world in KH2 I feel like its gonna suck
It’s not…terrible? I personally had fun with it. Just…don’t switch Tron out of your party for that last battle unless you’re good at switching party members midfight. He’s required to finish off the MCP.
Also, the racing minigame is not worth it, don’t go back and play it after you do the required one. It’s mostly annoying unless you’re going for 100% on the minigames, in which case it’s far from the worst minigame (looking at you Twilight Town).
It’s not very interesting but I’ll endeavour to make it not boring
It’s raining, and a public holiday. I’m in my room reading calmly after doing some errands in the afternoon. It’s nice and quiet. I hear knocking coming from the door.
It’s the door that leads to the balcony.
At first, I thought I was just imagining it. I go back to reading. I hear it again. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. I’m definitely not hallucinating it.
But like.
A couple of weeks ago, my neighbour cut down every single tree in his compound and… that ended up releasing a spirit (who had been living in a very old rain tree) who had been keeping my parents up by constantly knocking at their door (until they got a local religious teacher to pray it away, or it got bored and fucked off to a new home, whichever it is)
Also.
I’m too lazy to get out of bed.
So I ignore it. And then. A FUCKING TREE FALLS ON MY BALCONY.
Now I’m like. JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH. WHAT FUCKING BIRD HAS THE BEAK STRENGTH TO FELL AN ENTIRE FUCKING TROPICAL EVERGREEN ON MY BALCONY???
OBVIOUSLY I have to go out and check now. It turns out my dad hired our regular handyman to do some gardening, which included pruning a fucking tree WITH A HATCHET whose branches are themselves the size of individual trees.
And this particular branch is currently stuck on my balcony.
Hana! Push it over! He cries.
I don’t want a fucking tree in my balcony so I’m like, yeah of course I will.
I gently tip it over so that gravity will do the rest and I swear I was nowhere near the fucking thing but THEN THE ENTIRE LEAFY HEAD CANOPY PORTION FUCKING SWIPES ME BODILY AS IF THEY WERE TRYING TO PILEDRIVE ME INTO THE EARTH
And now I have to launder my newly cleaned shirt and slacks. Fuck you tree. I’m pressing charges.
The tree spirit was not happy about being ignored and then exorcized.
YEAH BUT I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING??? TREE SPIRIT YOU COULD HAVE DECIDED TO SWIPE YOUR LEAFY HANDS ON THE GUY WHO CUT YOU DOWN RIGHT???? WHAT IS MY CRIME????
It was punishing you because of your parents? Is it the same tree spirit or like…..their cousin?
It’s not very interesting but I’ll endeavour to make it not boring
It’s raining, and a public holiday. I’m in my room reading calmly after doing some errands in the afternoon. It’s nice and quiet. I hear knocking coming from the door.
It’s the door that leads to the balcony.
At first, I thought I was just imagining it. I go back to reading. I hear it again. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. I’m definitely not hallucinating it.
But like.
A couple of weeks ago, my neighbour cut down every single tree in his compound and… that ended up releasing a spirit (who had been living in a very old rain tree) who had been keeping my parents up by constantly knocking at their door (until they got a local religious teacher to pray it away, or it got bored and fucked off to a new home, whichever it is)
Also.
I’m too lazy to get out of bed.
So I ignore it. And then. A FUCKING TREE FALLS ON MY BALCONY.
Now I’m like. JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH. WHAT FUCKING BIRD HAS THE BEAK STRENGTH TO FELL AN ENTIRE FUCKING TROPICAL EVERGREEN ON MY BALCONY???
OBVIOUSLY I have to go out and check now. It turns out my dad hired our regular handyman to do some gardening, which included pruning a fucking tree WITH A HATCHET whose branches are themselves the size of individual trees.
And this particular branch is currently stuck on my balcony.
Hana! Push it over! He cries.
I don’t want a fucking tree in my balcony so I’m like, yeah of course I will.
I gently tip it over so that gravity will do the rest and I swear I was nowhere near the fucking thing but THEN THE ENTIRE LEAFY HEAD CANOPY PORTION FUCKING SWIPES ME BODILY AS IF THEY WERE TRYING TO PILEDRIVE ME INTO THE EARTH
And now I have to launder my newly cleaned shirt and slacks. Fuck you tree. I’m pressing charges.
The tree spirit was not happy about being ignored and then exorcized.
Secretly slip a concoction into the heroes food that makes their DNA 15% more mongoose like, then let them meet the only creature in the multiverse that can help them stop you.
is there like a name for electronic music mixed with heavy metal that uses like glitchy noises and effects to break up the voice and make it sound like the disk itself is skipping etc because i love that whole aesthetic and i never know what to search
update: it is called glitch metal and i am a fool who makes words up in my head and then fails to google it because no one could ever come to the same conclusions as me /s
update: glitch metal is not what i was looking for, apparently, and kinda sucks to boot. why aren’t they putting seven hundred filters ont he guitar and having the vocals turn from screams to midi. what is this dubstep lite bullshit this isnt glitch this is just edm with heavy guitar
fuck me, but i might have to make my own fucking music at this rate. i dont even like making music or know how to do it but fucksake guess ill learn
seriously the LEAST they can do is hypercompress it on the beat to make it bounce. the L E A S T they can do is chop up the cymbal clashes like they do in regular dubstep and then feed it through a scream instead of just silence
fuck!! guess when i go home im asking my dad to teach me how to use his editing software
it has to look like this! its hard to make it look right because i cant get the texture right but like broken glass in squres
but thats what it should sound like! its not even hard to make i know how to do it i just dont know how to put it together for real but dudes guys i can tell you exactlyl what instrument and where
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