christmas – DarkestElemental616

stynalane:

childofearthandstarrysky:

stynalane:

I was checking out at Walmart, and as I was reaching for my bags I said, “Happy Holidays!”
And the cashier leaned in like she was sharing a secret and said “Merry Christmas.”
So I smiled politely and said, “Blessed Yule!”
And the look that spread across her face, you would have thought I’d literally stolen Christmas from her.

If you’re going to make a point of wishing me a happy whatever-you-celebrate, I’m going to make a point of wishing you a happy whatever-I-celebrate, and if you think that’s wrong you should consider getting “hypocrite” tattooed across your forehead.

It’s that time of year again

A post I made has officially become an “it’s that time of year again” post and I would be lying if I said I wasn’t honored

doriandangerfield:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

v0x-mach1na:

kvitoya:

Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth

The goth kids hold the line.

@thebibliosphere

I saw Christmas stuff in the store I work at today, October 8th. We’re losing.

angryjewishsuggestion:

Now that September is here, Halloween is the only thing stopping the Christmas Hurricane™. Cherish this time before goyim start tying you up with Christmas lights if you don’t wish everyone “Merry Christmas.”