(Useless/Surprising) Magical Items

wordswithkittywitch:

wearemage:

princeofsparrows:

wearemage:

So I was having a lovely conversation with @princeofsparrows about magic and magical items and he sent me several links to very useful lists and tables. Those can be used by any DM to improve the game and set some more fun/challenge into the game without adding enemies or limiting themselves to always better armors and weapons.

My players usually discuss for an hour about the best way to open every door with a single rune on it (even if the rune actually just means “toilets”). So if I give them an omniously glowing fork and they will turn around it for half of the evening…

We decided to share with you some links with awesome ideas for loot (or your NPC merchants). The links below include (but are not limited to):

Belt of Pants: This belt creates illusory pants on the wearer. The wearer can suppress the illusion at will.

Digging Spoon: This tiny spoon can dig through any substance with a forceful push.

Hungry coin:  Cursed.  Will attempt to eat other coins that it comes into contact with.  Eats 100 coins an hour.

Crossbow of Whispers (Weapon, light crossbow): You can use an action to whisper a message and fire a bolt from this weapon at a target within range. If you hit, the target (and only the target) hears the message.

Scroll of Cure Blindness: Cures blindness when read.

So… The List™ :

Dakhem Uaid’s Big Book of Useless Magic Items – 200 items, some very useful some dangerous…

Alacrity’s Robe of Useful Items – 1 single item but it’s a robe of holding (kinda)

Goblin Punch: d100 Minor Magical Items – as stated in the title.

100 Interesting Magic Items: The first half – 50 items

donjon, 5e Random Generator – Weird Magic Item generator

(1) Reddit – 

3.5 Or anything. DMs of Reddit! What is one of the weirdest homebrewed items you’ve given your players, that they appreciated?

(2) Reddit – 

Hilariously Useless Magical Items – Post your ideas!

RPG.NET – 

101 Silly/Useless Magic Items – You need to read through 7 pages of the thread but there are some very nice ideas!

1001 most useless (dungeons and dragons) magical items – There are actually 21 of them on this list but they are really useless. It could be nice to drop something like that on the players so they can have some fun…

Now I will let @princeofsparrows to continue. He still has some things to add 🙂

The great thing about a lot of these items is that, despite their apparent uselessness, as with most things in D&D, an innovative player can find some use for it… and I feel it throws a bit of a wrench into the mix. Here are some other honorable mentions:

Rebloging for the screenshots.

The Duck of Undetectability exists in Discworld and is worn by a beggar.

THAT EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT THE DUCK MAN

Also pretty sure that saddle at the end there is the same one used in a lot of fairy tales.

jayrockin:

despazito:

palaeofail-explained:

You know what else fucks me up? Algae.

This is a single-celled organism.

an independent woman

I see doubt in the notes so just wanted to say that YES, this is a unicellular organism! This is a species from a genus of green algae called Caulerpa, which are a siphonous algae. The frond shapes, the “rhizomes” it grows from, and the “roots” it extends into substrate are all extensions of a single multi-nucleate cell. Here’s what a siphonous alga looks like under a microscope, with no divisions in its cytoplasm:

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It’s not the only algae like this, either! Caulerpa is a member of order Bryopsidales, which are all siphonous. Here’s some more macroscopic single cell algae:

Codium fragile, or dead man’s fingers. This one is a single long noodle of a cell with swollen growths on the outside called urtricles, packed together to create a firm “skin.”

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Halimenia, a calcified algae whose shed growths are responsible for a lot of the beautiful white sand on tropical beaches:

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Acetabularia

or mermaid’s wine glass, the adorable mushrooms of the sea:

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Algae? Is actually very cool. And you can’t convince me otherwise.

chororine:

marcanimation:

shoutout to anyone who enjoys the seemingly hellish job of rigging

#my brain is melting out through my ears#3d animation seems so hard XoX (via @carlyquinn)

as an animation student who did a bit of everything at the start of her first year, I can confirm it’s not just hard, it’s literally impossible. I can only conclude that people who do it for a living have made deals with the devil 

date-a-jew-suggestions:

evil-eye-comic:

Introducing: Evil Eye!

Evil Eye is the story of two women, one Muslim and one Jewish, hunting vampires together. Most of the plot details are up in the air right now, and all the art I’ll be posting right now will be pencil sketches until I have time to sit down and do some digital art for it. The content on this blog will consist of my concept sketches/art for the comic, questions about the comic, and if anyone makes fan art of Evil Eye it will be reblogged here! (Please please PLEASE draw fan art and tag this blog in it I’ll love you forever if you do)

I knew when I sat down to come up with ideas for a comic that I wanted to tell a Jewish fantasy story, since I am Jewish and never see my people represented in my favorite genre, fantasy. The idea of them hunting vampires came from a twist on the blood libel myth, (the antisemitic idea that Jews drink blood/put blood in our food) where rather than drinking blood, a Jewish character was actively fighting AGAINST actual blood drinking monsters. Then I thought about how I didn’t want to represent only characters who were like me, and that’s where the theme of Jewish/Muslim solidarity comes into the story. In order to write the Muslim woman correctly, I am collaborating with a few Muslim friends of mine. By the way, if you see something problematic/islamophobic that I say or post, call me out!! The comic won’t be good without an accurate depiction of Muslim women. Thank you for reading this!!

And one last thing. There is no Kickstarter or anywhere to throw money at for this comic. I’m doing this for free. For once, this is a story idea on tumblr that’s not a scam!!

I made the thing for the comic

peashooter85:

The Alaskan Tlingit and their Chinese coin armor,

The Tlingit are a native people who inhabit the southeastern coast of Alaska and Canada in the Pacific Northwest. An ingenious an resourceful people, the Tlingit were expert weapon and armor makers crafting wooden helmets and suits of armor made from animal skins woven with wooden slats. Originally the Tlingit had relatively advanced metallurgical skills, working tools in copper and rudimentary iron working. After European contact they quickly learned more advanced metallurgical skills such as advanced iron working and steel-making. Along with the neighboring Haida, the Tlingit were noted for crafting high quality iron and steel daggers. They even made swords in excess of 20 inches in blade length, being one of the few Native American cultures with a sword making tradition.

In the 18th century the Russians set up the Pacific Maritime Trade, a trading network in which Russian merchants would acquire furs from the Pacific Northwest and trade them for goods in China, which in turn could be traded in Europe and elsewhere. The Tlingit became active participants in this commercial enterprise, trading furs with the Russians for Chinese goods such as porcelain, silk, and tea. One item that particularly piqued their interest were Chinese coins. Made of bronze the coins typically had a hole in them so that they could be carried on a string that was attached to a sash or belt, since purses and moneybags were never popular in Chinese fashion. For the Chinese and Russians the coins were a form of currency, but for the Tlingit the coins had a entirely different purpose altogether. The Tlingit began sewing the coins onto animal hide vests crafting intricate suits of scale armor. The armor offered excellent protection against arrows, blades, and blunt weapons, and may have offered some modest protection against early firearms. Often these suits of armor were imbued with special mystical and magical properties, giving Tlingit warriors a psychological edge in combat.

In the 19th century British traders began to take up the trade, and finally Americans became dominant in the Pacific fur trade after Russia sold Alaska to the United States in 1867. Armor crafting from Chinese coins continued well into the late 19th century, being further bolstered by Chinese immigration to the west coast in the mid 1800s with the California gold rush. Today the Tlingit still produce beautiful knives, swords, and suits of armor, keeping alive a tradition which their forefathers had done before them.