merindab:

lobsterquadriille:

disenfranchisedchads:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fantheoriesandfoodporn:

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)

Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)

Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)

Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)

Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)

Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

but what an incredible journey he had getting there

He’s Ye Olde Florida Man

DID YOU CALL HIM A JACKASS ON PURPOSE

fate221:

Crossover with Doctor Who starring Pidge as the Doctor and Shiro as her companion

Told ya I do it myself. Credit for coming up with Pidge’s outfit to my soulmate ❤

fate221:

When your Doctor didn’t warn you what to do if he suddenly turns into a small teenage girl

For my Doctor Who AU. So close, Doctor, so close.

thediaryoflaurapalmer:

All this sand is getting in my eyes something rotten.

I thought those were the Master’s sunglasses from the movie for a hot second before I got a closer look at the frames…

quick someone photoshop these sunglasses onto him

kaylapocalypse:

wunkolo:

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up.

@merindab this sounds like something Jack and/or the Doctor would run into tbh

Things I want from the Thirteenth Doctor

beccaland:

Dad jokes unchanged
Cronchy Snacks
Still uses “John Smith” as human alias; oblivious to the fact that there is anything weird about this
Transdimensional pockets
Ridiculous socks
Goes from adorable to terrifying in 0.3 seconds when you threaten her friends (like always)
Zero jokes about her anatomy
Osgood takes her shopping for bras and stuff though
As ace as the Doctor has ever been, but casually mentions she has a wife
Annoyed at being short again

merindab:

doctorwho:

bbcamerica:

She’s the Doctor.

Watch the official trailer for the new season of Doctor Who, premiering Sunday, October 7th on @bbcamerica.

Release date varies by country. Check your local listings for when the new season premieres in your area.

hotmesshammerhead:

hotmesshammerhead:

Watching The Three Doctors again. Get to this line…

And all I can think of is…

Bonus:

@merindab

eternalgirlscout:

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time: