It’s not very interesting but I’ll endeavour to make it not boring
It’s raining, and a public holiday. I’m in my room reading calmly after doing some errands in the afternoon. It’s nice and quiet. I hear knocking coming from the door.
It’s the door that leads to the balcony.
At first, I thought I was just imagining it. I go back to reading. I hear it again. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. I’m definitely not hallucinating it.
But like.
A couple of weeks ago, my neighbour cut down every single tree in his compound and… that ended up releasing a spirit (who had been living in a very old rain tree) who had been keeping my parents up by constantly knocking at their door (until they got a local religious teacher to pray it away, or it got bored and fucked off to a new home, whichever it is)
Also.
I’m too lazy to get out of bed.
So I ignore it. And then. A FUCKING TREE FALLS ON MY BALCONY.
Now I’m like. JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH. WHAT FUCKING BIRD HAS THE BEAK STRENGTH TO FELL AN ENTIRE FUCKING TROPICAL EVERGREEN ON MY BALCONY???
OBVIOUSLY I have to go out and check now. It turns out my dad hired our regular handyman to do some gardening, which included pruning a fucking tree WITH A HATCHET whose branches are themselves the size of individual trees.
And this particular branch is currently stuck on my balcony.
Hana! Push it over! He cries.
I don’t want a fucking tree in my balcony so I’m like, yeah of course I will.
I gently tip it over so that gravity will do the rest and I swear I was nowhere near the fucking thing but THEN THE ENTIRE LEAFY HEAD CANOPY PORTION FUCKING SWIPES ME BODILY AS IF THEY WERE TRYING TO PILEDRIVE ME INTO THE EARTH
And now I have to launder my newly cleaned shirt and slacks. Fuck you tree. I’m pressing charges.
The tree spirit was not happy about being ignored and then exorcized.
She took even BETTER photos so here they are gaze upon them
You look like the vamp character from those movies in the 40s and 50s who shows up at the detective’s office like “my husband is tragically missing and whatever shall I do, I clearly am not the actual murderer trying to throw people off my trail”
I bought an actual dress that screams Joan Crawford and makes me look even more like a freshly widowed young wife in despair and also in riches which I will photograph later
YES PLEASE
Sorry no make up, will post fully kitted out pics at some other point
She took even BETTER photos so here they are gaze upon them
You look like the vamp character from those movies in the 40s and 50s who shows up at the detective’s office like “my husband is tragically missing and whatever shall I do, I clearly am not the actual murderer trying to throw people off my trail”
I bought an actual dress that screams Joan Crawford and makes me look even more like a freshly widowed young wife in despair and also in riches which I will photograph later
She took even BETTER photos so here they are gaze upon them
You look like the vamp character from those movies in the 40s and 50s who shows up at the detective’s office like “my husband is tragically missing and whatever shall I do, I clearly am not the actual murderer trying to throw people off my trail”
DarkestElemental616 