incorrectqueensthiefquotes:

Pol: So what were you doing in Sounis’ dungeon, “Gen”

Magus: And no lies! 

Gen: Well, then I confess. I got myself arrested in the hopes you would take me along to steal Hamiathes’ gift which I will then steal from you and take back to my cousin who is Eddis making her Queen of Eddis and me the Queen’s Thief. 

Magus: I said no lies!

Pol: I think he was telling the truth. 

Magus: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us. 

Gen: Unless of course, he knew that you wouldn’t believe the truth, even if he had told it to you. 

Magus, Pol, Sophos, Ambiades: *confused*

throwaninkpot:

incorrectqueensthiefquotes:

Eugenides: We have fun, don’t we, Costis?

Costis: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Conversely–

Costis, who is having a jolly time on a mission for his king, camping, making a friend, wrestling a mountain lion unarmed: We have fun, don’t we, Kamet?

Kamet, who had to choose being kidnapped over being framed for murder: I have never been more stressed out in my life.