crazyintheeast:

The international criminal just got away with it yet again and the angry FBI agent goes

FBI Agent: You maybe gotten away with it this time but  I will get you. No matter where you  go, what you do I will be watching you. Sooner or later you will slip up

Lawyer: How dare you? This is clear harassment. I will

International criminal(who has  a huge crush on her FBI agent): Shut up. She can follow me anywhere she likes. Like for example I am going to the theater tonight. So many rich people. Who knows what might happen. You better keep a close eye on me. Oh look I just happen to have an extra ticket

Confused FBI Agent:...Ok

Next week:

International  Criminal: 

So I am going to this cute Mexican resort for the weekend. Who knows what shady people I could be making deals with. Better follow me to make sure. And look there just happens to a vacant room right next to mine. Better book it quickly

FBI Agent: What the fuck?

Next week

International  Criminal: So I am going to this French restaurant tonight. So many rich people. Better come keep an eye on me

FBI Agent: You are aware that we are not dating right?

International Criminal: Of course  not. I booked us a table under Scully and Mulder. I thought it would be fun

Next week

International  Criminal:

I am going to Paris. Do you want the window seat?

FBI Agent: Again we are not dating. I am hunting you down just waiting for you to slip up

International  Criminal: 

So…

FBI Agent: Of course I want the window seat

Next week

International  Criminal: 

Boy the Louvre sure is crowded. So many tourists. I can easily slip away from you and do some crime.  Better hold my hand to make sure I don’t get away

FBI Agent: I will kill you

Twenty Years Later

International  Criminal:

I am going to the store. Better follow me to make sure I don’t steal anything

FBI Agent: We have been married for fifteen years. When are you going to stop  this?

International  Criminal:

Never

And of course they are played by Amy Acker and Sarah Shahi