I recently realized I’ve never posted a single piece of fanart for Good Omens, even though it’s one of my favorite books ever. So now I’ve remedied that 🙂
hey do you think crowley would just buy the most expensive available mac or would he build some kind of horrifying $8000 souped-up alienware rig that he then never uses. apple’s a pretty evil company so i’m leaning towards them
update: never mind i have definitively answered the question. there is a
$20,000 laptop called the ego bentley. it is called that because it is
associated with the car company bentley. its casing is made of “bentley
leather” with “authentic bentley crossover hand-stitching.” its frame is
made of white gold. its specs are SHIT. crowley owns this laptop you
can’t change my mind
Hot take: Crowley has black wings bc they are crow’s wings, and symbolize curiosity, innovation, adaptability, and a compulsive need for shiny things in his weird pseudo-human nest. Aziraphale has white wings because they are swan’s and These Wings Are Made For Hitting And That’s Just What They’ll Do
me, reading aloud a post i just saw on a Queen fanblog: okay but Aziraphale and Crowley are ‘car friend/gay who can’t drive’ solidarity
my roommate, Amias: bold of you to say Crowley can drive
me: him having a car is literally critical to the plot of the book
Amias: doesn’t mean he can drive.
me: are you saying Crowley’s belief that he can drive is the only reason he can?
Amias: yes that’s exactly what i’m saying.
me: if he suddenly was deprived of occult powers and got into a car he’d be like “what the fuck is this”? that’s what you’re saying?
Amias: yes!! look, he goes 110 miles an hour in the middle of London and things rearrange themselves around him, he couldn’t pass a traffic test if his life depended on it. crowley can’t actually drive he’s just doing magic constantly
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