humor – Page 27 – DarkestElemental616

eternalgirlscout:

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

momnar:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

vicious mockery is my favorite spell in dungeons and dragons because like

A) it does decent damage

B) it’s a cantrip

so canonically, a talented musician can murder commonfolk by hurling a single insult at them (average damage at 17+ level is 10, max 16.). imagine a chaotic evil bard who becomes a serial killer and the local guards are afraid to pursue him because you might go up and say “you’re under arrest” but then he just retorts ‘your mom is under arrest” and you fucking die on the spot

that same musician, if he can manage to successfully insult the world’s most fearsome ancient dragon 55 times without dying first… it dies. a process which would still take only about 11 minutes (assuming the bard has a spell DC of 19, meaning the dragon would fail about 50% of the saves.)

A Bard could kill a dragon over the course of a single Roast session.

jatsuyo:

Riku and Vanitas can’t spell confirmed

“hey whaddup, I’m Repliku and I’m three days old, and I never fuckin’ learned how to read”

http://darkestelemental616.tumblr.com/post/177935731764/audio_player_iframe/darkestelemental616/tumblr_ophqz3rpNM1w7s53y?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ophqz3rpNM1w7s53yo1.mp3

reyaltyy:

lissanaria:

alysia-constantine:

nichtwing:

fromanotherroom:

The Imperial March playing from another room
John Williams
Star Wars

#when darth vader is strutting through the flight hangar and you’re an imperial accountant 2 decks below x

I am not exactly sure why this made me laugh so hard, but it totally did.

Lmao. -clerk at desk looks up, looks at cubicle buddy- ‘We need raises.’ ‘Yep.’

#there’s some plot happening but not in this room

sexycraisinthanos:

badjokesbyjeff:

badjokesbyjeff:

This happened

He looks like he’s the one telling the joke

He tells that to Vader before getting killed

goldeenherself:

justnoodlefishthings:

justnoodlefishthings:

I just read the absolute best ad for a horse ever

and the man himself

Of COURSE he’s an Appy. Of course.

atomictiki:

iguanamouth:

anyway dont use any of these theyre not gonna work

bonus reject design

like half of these are genuine weapons from Final Fantasy games

weyoun:

What’s worse is I know exactly which episode they’re talking about omg

was it The Devil in the Dark

fakehistory:

German factory worker is paid his monthly wage(1923)

thewriterandthestoryteller:

spookydraws:

maximum-overboner:

if you ever doubt your writing, be it your themes, or the reason behind it, remember that h.g wells wrote war of the worlds both as a commentary on colonialism and the horrors it brings, and because he fucking hated his neighbours and his 13 hour job, and wanted to write about the town in which he lived getting blasted to the fucking ground by lasers into an irreparable heap and all of the townspeople dying painfully

you, too, can channel your hatred for that guy that lives down the hall and blasts music at 4am into the one of the most influential science fiction stories ever written! fuck it! i believe in you!!

This is one of the most inspirational things I’ve ever seen

Been looking for this