Tag: humor

inkydandy:

Remember when his helmet would sometimes have facial features. Anyway, I have been sitting on this idea for so many months and the unfinished files just sat in my folder for weeks until now. Jay’s costume change next month kind of kicked my butt into gear heh

I like to think he has a giant warehouse full of helmets and that he gets his jackets from a magical wardrobe that produces an infinite amount. And that also leads to Narnia.

nightmare-court:

hencegoodfortune:

minutia-r:

seagodofmagic:

someone just started blasting the indiana jones theme music on this train and i can’t tell who it is

but bless them

Apparently if you play the Indiana Jones theme music at an archaeological dig like half the people reach for their phones

#the other half reach for their phones if you play the jurassic park theme

There are only two genders: Jurassic Park and Indiana Jones

red–thedragon:

mllemusketeer:

iopele:

iopele:

nkfloofiepoof:

white-aster:

dragovianknight:

telesilla:

thehangedmanandthehoneybee:

corblimeys:

anyways… reblog + tag what you smell like according to what does a hero smell like 🍃

honeysuckle and pride

Cinnamon and Prowess

Coriander and desire.

Optimus Prime:  rain and midnight

Megatron:  woodsmoke and hunger

Jazz:  axes and delight (he loves this, btw)

Soundwave:  donuts and mystery

Jazz is over here dying now.

Grimlock: pepperoni and gravity

Starscream: swords and delight

And for added hilarity, I did them as the Jetasaurus ship name, and I got the best answer:

Clean sheets and wildness

*coughbutthosesheetswon’tbecleanforlongcough*

put in my AO3 pen name and omfg I’m dying I can’t breathe

just found this post again and I had to share this one:

… why you kinky boys

I apparently smell like dark chocolate and defiance.

this is more accurate than i want to give it credit for

One of my OCs, and………yeah……..

red–thedragon:

parlezvousladybug:

cry-is-trash13:

pocmemes:

vinebox:

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

Legend

@kaltricks absolutely iconic