Tag: humor

scarletjedi:

greenekangaroo:

original-groove-rush:

Those old “Oh Chuck Norris is so strong he could beat up anyone.” memes from like 2007 are so fucking dumb. Like, I could name off at least 20 or so people that could kick his ass, for example;

  • Gandalf the Gray
  • Gandalf the White
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Night
  • Benito Mussolini
  • Blue Meanie
  • Cowboy Curtis
  • Jambi the Genie
  • Robocop
  • The Terminator
  • Captain Kirk
  • Darth Vader
  • Lo-Pan
  • Superman
  • Every single Power Ranger
  • Bill S Preston
  • Theodore Logan
  • Spock
  • The Rock
  • Doc Oc
  • Hulk Hogan

I can’t think of anymore but please feel free to add on

-frames this goddamn post and hangs it on a wall- 

Alternative Titles for the Iliad

patroclusmyson:

1-Hello Naughty Trojans it’s Murder Time

2-100 Times a Therapist was Needed

3-This War Really Wasn’t Worth it

4-Fight Club but it’s just Achilles

5-Patroclus Didn’t Deserve this

6-Things Historians Pretend aren’t Gay

7-Nothing Means Anything we’re all Going to Die

8-Hector Gets his Ass Handed to Him

9-There is no Heterosexual Explanation for This

10-Fuck it up, Achilles

11-Someone is Responsible for this but not Helen