i love telling ppl i plan to marry rich and it’s not shallow bc i’m a lesbian so any way i get married is still iconic and revolutionary
us gays and trans ppl get 500 years of trope free passes where we can do anything and tell any story that is trite and boring with straight cis people.
every single chick flick, romcom, and action movie in existence can be rewritten featuring us and it’ll be an instant classic, oscar winner, nobel peace prize nominee, that’s just the rules
Demyx: Because castles have paintings with eyes that watch you, and suits of armour you think are statues, but there’s a guy inside who follows you every time you turn around!
Zexion:
Zexion: How many times has that actually happened?
Two detectives get assigned to each other and clash horribly as they try to figure out which of them is the Eccentric and which of them is the Straight Man.
I need to clarify that by ‘Straight Man’ I mean the role in a comedy duo, not a Heterosexual Man. Jesus. Of course they’re not straight, guys.
not sure which is worse, two detectives being stubbornly weird at each other or two detectives attempting to world-wearily narrate at each other
Shoving each other out of the way as they fight to get to the desk nearest the window with the best shadows from the gaslight beyond the Venetian blinds. Using increasingly obscure slang until neither of them are speaking comprehensible English.
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