If you desire to make a difference in the world, you must be different from the world.
Loki, probably. (via incorrectedda)
Tag: incorrect quotes
Alucard: welcome, everyone. today i will be trying human beauty products.
Alucard: [takes bite directly out of bar of soap]
Alucard: well right off the bat i can tell you this one is not very good
tbh this wouldn’t be out of place in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged…
Pol: So what were you doing in Sounis’ dungeon, “Gen”?
Magus: And no lies!
Gen: Well, then I confess. I got myself arrested in the hopes you would take me along to steal Hamiathes’ gift which I will then steal from you and take back to my cousin who is Eddis making her Queen of Eddis and me the Queen’s Thief.
Magus: I said no lies!
Pol: I think he was telling the truth.
Magus: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.
Gen: Unless of course, he knew that you wouldn’t believe the truth, even if he had told it to you.
Magus, Pol, Sophos, Ambiades: *confused*
Steph: You know Jason, sometimes you remind me of the ocean.
Jason: Because I’m deep and mysterious?
Steph: No, because you’re salty and you scare people.
Demyx, who does not know the words to Footloose jamming on his Sitar: FOOTLOOSE, PET GOOSE, PICKED A FIGHT WITH A MOOSE
Axel: Demyx, no–
Demyx: CHEESE, STIFF BREEZE, WATCH OUT THERE ARE TEN BEES
Zexion, to Demyx: If you don’t get your shit in order I’ll beat you with a book.
Zexion: It’s a hard cover too you better watch your fucking back.
i couldnt stop thinking about a post from @totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes and i wanted to draw it
this was meant to be a warm up but oh well
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Þórr, arriving to marry Þrymr, probably.
(via incorrectedda)
(via incorrectedda)
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