celesticidal:

twocatstailoring:

achryathesecond:

kirabook:

Dear people planning to move to pillowfort:

As someone not involved in the development of pillowfort but am a web developer, I think you should lower your expectations, but not for the reason you think.

Pillowfort is a baby. A newborn. A smol bab. If you were here during the early days of Tumblr, think of that. 

Pillowfort simply cannot be the immediate solution to your woes. It needs to be nurtured and cared for to become a mature and happy adult. 

If you want Pillowfort to work, they’ll need feedback, advice, bug reports, etc. This is a chance to make Pillowfort the Ao3 of Fanfiction.net. It’s not gonna happen overnight, you need to give it time and love and it’ll get there. 

If you don’t want to pay money to get into the beta, that’s ok. It will be open to the public soon enough and you won’t have to pay a dime. Their financial model moving forward sounds good (a subscription fee for super extra features), but even an Ao3 model would work swell for them probably. 

We’re living in an interesting time on the internet. Governments across the world are cracking down on content and yet community run websites are starting to thrive more and more. 

Tumblr once upon a time was what Pillowfort is today, but this time, let’s make sure Pillowfort can stay independent from mega corporations. 

Be good to the bab, so one day the bab can be good to you. 

raise your babs well and you won’t get put in a old folks home that smells like pee.

This is an important thing to think about.  If we want fandom spaces, we have to help care for them – with content, yes, but they’re going to need money and community support to thrive independently.  They’re going to need people willing to be patient when they stumble.  

While there’s ultimately no guarantee any community won’t eventually be sold off to a corporation, we can make it a lot less likely to happen by a) giving it a feasible way to support itself and b) not being absolute assholes to the team behind it.

hitlervevo:

heytinaloser:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

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why is the gif so accurate

stevebbucks:

Everything I wish I knew when I joined Tumblr. Basically this is a collection of things that will make Tumblr easier to use 😀

General 

How to: Enable your Tumblr ask box
How to tag
How to tag asks
How to have posts show up/not show up
Trigger Warnings
Tumblr Savior
How to Report a blog 

Theme/Code

How to install a theme
Theme Directory 
My Favorite Theme Makers (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
How to: Add links to your Tumblr description/sidebar
Icon Finder
Help picking a color scheme to match your icon
How to Install Updates Tab (X)
Updates Tab Masterpost
How to add a music player (X) (X
Transparent Images and Pixels (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
HTML Color Codes
Creating a poll on Tumblr
Creating a countdown  
How to create a re-direct page
Blogrolls, Family, Follow Forever 
How to make a network
How to Install a Navigation Page
HTML Codes 
HTML Help & Codes
Tumblr Formatting Cheatsheat
Theme making tutorial
Tumblr Blog that helps people with tumblr related issues

*Remember most theme makers will answer questions about there them or already have FAQ Page to make it easier for you to use

Photoshop/Photoshop Resources

Tutorial for saving Photoshop (windows)
Masterpost for downloading Photoshop
How to make a Gif
Learn the Basics of Photoshop
Beginner Tutorials for Photoshop
Photoshop Graphic Masterposts
Photoshop Tutorial Masterpost 
Textures Guide
Photoshop Help Blog 
Photoshop Help Blog
Screencaps 
Screencaps
HQ Celebrity Gallery Masterpost

Alternatives to Photoshop

Pixlr
Mypaint
Animating Program
Digital painting Program
Art Program/Photo Editor
Queeky Paint
PicMonkey
Art Program
Sketchpad 
Drawing Program
Graphic’s Program
Paint.net
Sumopaint
Free Art Programs Masterpost

Gifs

Supernatural Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs 
Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker

Meme’s

Quick Meme Maker
Pie Chart Maker
Meme Generator 
Meme Maker

Fanfiction/Writing/Roleplay

How to write Fanfiction
Avoiding mistakes when writing fanfiction
10 Tips to Writing Fanfiction
How to Submit a Fanfiction to Fanfiction.Net 
Writing Fiction Plans
Writing Templates
Novel Outline
34 Writing Tips
How to write a Character
Tips on writing a Character 
Character writing Masterpost
Writing Masterpost (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
Diverse Character Writing Masterpost 
Detailed Character template
How to write different Body types (X) (X)
Surnames MasterPost
Synonyms MasterPost
Creating an OC Masterpost                                                 
Writing Folklore, Myth and Creatures Masterpost                     
How to write Ancient Rome England  Viking Age Victorian Age Middle Ages 50’s Wild West
Other things to help your Writing  (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
How to RP Masterpost
Roleplay Terms
RP Guide
RP Help Masterpost

Other

Help Fact Check Tumblr Posts
Urban Dictionar
See if your about to hit post limit
In case you update software and it sucks 
Writing, Graphics, Textures, Themes Masterpost
Massive Masterpost included Writing & Art
Tutorial Master Post

I hope that this survival guide has helped you with any tumblr related issues, have a great day. 

snowpoiint-city:

aximili-esgarrouth-isthil:

serebii.net is wild. it’s a relic. this dude has been running a pokemon news website continuously for damn near 20 years. who is he. how does he do it. what is his secret. how did he get so powerful. he terrifies me

reblogging this again because i found out today he started serebii when he was 13. imagine making a website dedicated to a game at 13 years old and it exploding enough to become the entire fandom’s main source of information

gallusrostromegalus:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

gallusrostromegalus:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

psychoticrambling:

gallusrostromegalus:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

gallusrostromegalus:

thesaurus-robot:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

I wonder how many homestucks out there have “Secure” passwords that are really just regular shitty passwords but with thier favorite Typing Quirk.

Repsonses So far: 

Homestucks: I Feel Called Out And Am Being Personally Kinkshamed In My Own Home In Front Of God And My Cat

Normal people: “You know what? That’s as good a strategy as any.”

gallusrostromegalus :

gallusrostromegalus :

cardinal amazement however some homestucks outer on that point undergo “ fortify ” passwords that square measure truly sensible usual bad passwords only with thier contender writing strangeness .

Repsonses thusly immoderate :

Homestucks : halogen property titled come out And master’s degree animate thing in person Kinkshamed metal My personal come back stylish place Of supernatural being And My adult female

practice be : “ You tell apart what ? That’s every bit healthy metric linear unit military science element immoderate . ”

ThesaurusBot 0.2.1

This is totally incomprehensible! Thank you!

@theshitpostcalligrapher

holy fuckin shit. 

someone splurge out the 50 dollars that it’d take for me to do this whole goddamn ting 

How much would someone have to cough up to get it written up in a homestuck typing quirk tho?  

(I combined as many quirks as I could remember, kudos to anyone who can read this shit) 

R3p50n5e5 7hu5ly 1mm0d3r4t3 :

)(0m35tuck5 : )(al0g3n pr0p3rty t1tl3d c0m3 0ut 4nd m45t3r’5 d3gr33 4n1m8 th1ng 1n purrs0n K1nk5)(4m3d m3t4l My purrs0n4l c0m3 b4ck styf1s)( pl4ce 0f supurrn4tur4l be1ng 4nd My 4dult f3m4l3

pr4ct1c3 bee : “ You t3ll 4p4rt ww)(at ? T)(4t’5 3v3ry b1t )(34lt)(y m3tr1c l1n34r un1t m1l1t4ry sc13nc3 3l3m3nt 1mm0d3r8 .

thanks i have necrotising fasciitis now

WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

I am laughing like a teakettle right now. All that I can manage is a high pitched whistling noise that’s confusing the dog. Thank you.

I HAVE WORK IN A HALF HOUR YOU CUCKS

My poor dog is extremely confused by my teakettle noises.  This has been the highlight of my afternoon.  Thank you. 

(also to be clear- I’m not making fun of the password thing- it’s legit strategy.  I’m just extremely amused by the self-inflicted fuckor)

Okay, I’ve…never managed to even start Homestuck, but are typing quirks just l33tspeak?