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Every time Bones curses (or swears he’s a doctor, not a…), Jim and Spock make him drop a credit in the Swear Jar.

Every time Jim nearly dies, Spock and Bones make him drop a credit in the Scare Jar.

Every time Spock does something completely illogical, Bones and Jim make him drop a credit in the

trek-tracks:

Jim Kirk: Just got stabbed in the kidney NBD I can still sit in the captain’s chair if I lean to one side

Jim Kirk: All the air on the bridge is missing but I can just breathe tomorrow

Jim Kirk: Several men just beat me severely but you should see the other…several of them

Jim Kirk: *Possessed by aliens, split in two, drained of salt, sucked into a parallel dimension, sliced by a lirpa* This is Fine

*a wild HYPO appears*

Jim Kirk: What is this bastion and harbinger of pain and death o no i cannot

trek-tracks:

trek-tracks:

Have some horrifying parallels courtesy of Star Trek

Now with Bonus Angst:

(I initially typed Bones Angst, which is also accurate)

stargirl-and-potts:

nonbinarysaavik:

kirk: aw thanks spock. you’re such a good friend :^)

spock: ……..friend?

kirk: yeah the best

spock: *staggering down the hall barely holding his shit in & frantically mashes buttons to call his mom* Mother today I made a frie

amanda: yes dear? a what?

spock: a fr

amanda: just let it out sweetie

spock: *weeping openly* f

Reblogging, again, for @elimgayrak’s tags

The Top Ten Faces of Jim Kirk Anguish, Ranked (series only)

trek-tracks:

10. The “My Ship Was Controlled By A Computer and Blew Up Another Ship”:

9. The “I’m A Mass-Murderer in Another Universe”:

8. The “My Entire Crew Has Been Sentenced to Death”:

7. The “My Two Best Friends Are Fighting For Their Lives”:

6. The “I Have To Choose Which Of My Two Best Friends Dies”:

5. The “My Brother Is Dead”:

4. The “Edith Keeler Is Dead”:

#3 and 2 (Tie): The “Spock or Bones is Dead (They Got Better)”:

And, the indisputable #1:

“You Served Me Salad”