Tag: James Kirk
James Tiberius “sunk all his points into improvised weaponry and bluff” Kirk, space bard.
Commander “charisma is a dump stat” Spock, space wizard
Lieutenant “wait, can we use supplemental materials for this?” Sulu, space duelist
Lieutenant Nyota“lockpick and detect trap are literally always useful skills guys come on” Uhura, space theif
Lieutenant Commander Montgomery “definitely going to blow the party up with that flask of Greek fire” Scott, space alchemist.
Ensign Pavel “Does not know how to tank” Chekov, Barbarian
And finally, to round out the party, Leonard “I can’t believe not a single one of you motherfuckers took a single rank in healing, I should pick rogue just to spite you,” McCoy, space cleric.
– twenty seconds earlier –
engineer: do you want me to beam you to the bottom of the stairs, captain?
jim: no, beam me to the middle of them. i want to make a dramatic entrance
He’s trying to get a few more steps on his fitbit
The middle of the stairs is actually a compromise. McCoy wanted him to walk the whole distance.
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