Leonard McCoy – DarkestElemental616

trek-tracks:

Every time Bones curses (or swears he’s a doctor, not a…), Jim and Spock make him drop a credit in the Swear Jar.

Every time Jim nearly dies, Spock and Bones make him drop a credit in the Scare Jar.

Every time Spock does something completely illogical, Bones and Jim make him drop a credit in the

trek-tracks:

Bones don’t drag yourself like this – it’s too real

(a little suffering is good for the soul)

#bones i thought you were just supposed to say confusing things #not become self-aware

trek-tracks:

trek-tracks:

Have some horrifying parallels courtesy of Star Trek

Now with Bonus Angst:

(I initially typed Bones Angst, which is also accurate)

trek-tracks:

Sometimes he substitutes a mint julep, but the point stands

trek-tracks:

When you know you are a Starship Captain in Deep Trouble

#cue ralph wiggum saying i’m in danger

I spent like five minutes relearning photoshop for you.

~~and twenty minutes trying to figure out why this wasn’t uploading~~

charlemane:

charlemane:

the thing about Spock is, like, whenever he comes in for a checkup or whatever, McCoy’s all like “god these readings are so fucked but that’s normal for you so… carry on i guess”

but unless I’m wrong about this (and I could be, i’m not That Deep into the lore yet) Spock is one of the first (if not the first) documented Vulcan-Human hybrid to survive into adulthood? so there actually isn’t an established normal for him. like you can take all the readings you want when he’s at rest and seems to be in good health and extrapolate from those, you can make predictions based on the norms of Vulcan anatomy and human anatomy, but there’s so much range between the two and so little precedent that there are bound to be unknowns

like

spock has two sets of eyelids and no one else knew about this until he temporarily went blind. if an entire second set of eyelids could come as a surprise just imagine what else is going on under the surface. there are so many question marks here.

i feel like this is what McCoy thinks about at 3am

Spock: Nothing to worry about, doctor, my Superior Vulcan Physiology ™ and I are in perfect operating condition

McCoy, watching the medical tricorder go the most batshit it’s ever gone during a routine physical examination:

adestroy:

I TEASE BECAUSE I LOVE.

themidnightstalker:

startrekin-it:

dappermouth:

dappermouth:

Passed a clinic today whose slogan said “Healthcare When You Want It.” But…what’s the alternative? Healthcare when I…don’t want it?

doctor busting through my window at 3am: TIME FOR A CHECKUP, BITCH

Isn’t that basically Bones’s entire thing?

spicyshimmy:

spock coming to understand that ‘talking dirty’ is something terrans enjoy as a sexual experience so he engages jim in a rousing, hour-long discussion about topsoil and minerals and actual dirt and jim is just like ‘what is happening. what the hell is happening right now’

McCoy did nothing to dissuade this perception. In fact, he encouraged it because he thought it would be hilarious.

plogeek:

theanishimori:

im-thekeeper:

Dr. Leonard brutally rips clothes to give a shot McCoy

There may come a day when I do not reblog this gifset…
Today is not that day.

Fun fact, the original series uniforms weren’t just t-shirts (despite how they might look) they were made out of velour and had zippers along the shoulders.
This isn’t bones ripping Kirk’s shirt.
This is de accidentally destroying props/wardrobe but continuing to go through the scene like it was supposed to happen.