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Zodiac signs? That’s so 2017

dabberdees:

We Dungeon and Dragons 5th Edition classes now:

  • Barbarian – (Mar 21-Apr 19)
  • Bard – (Apr 20-May 20)
  • Cleric – (May 21-Jun 20)
  • Druid – (June 21-July 22)
  • Fighter – (July 23-Aug 22)
  • Monk – (Aug 23-Sep 22)
  • Paladin – (Sep 23-Oct 22)
  • Ranger – (Oct 23-Nov 21)
  • Rogue – (Nov 22-Dec 21)
  • Sorcerer – (Dec 22-Jan 19)
  • Warlock – (Jan 20-Feb 18)
  • Wizard – 

    (Feb 19-Mar 20)

incorrectqueensthiefquotes:

Pol: So what were you doing in Sounis’ dungeon, “Gen”? 

Magus: And no lies! 

Gen: Well, then I confess. I got myself arrested in the hopes you would take me along to steal Hamiathes’ gift which I will then steal from you and take back to my cousin who is Eddis making her Queen of Eddis and me the Queen’s Thief. 

Magus: I said no lies!

Pol: I think he was telling the truth. 

Magus: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us. 

Gen: Unless of course, he knew that you wouldn’t believe the truth, even if he had told it to you. 

Magus, Pol, Sophos, Ambiades: *confused*