pochowek:

helljumpingteufelhund:

pochowek:

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

Forks aren’t just for stabbing. You can hold many chips between the tines. 

This is actually really fucking clever, because Newton’s Third Law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. 

[Image description: “My physics prof’s memes are improving every week” over an image of the car salesman meme. The meme is as follows: 

Isaac Newton: *slaps roof of car*

Car: *slaps Isaac Newton*]