eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer
Fork
Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin
Forks aren’t just for stabbing. You can hold many chips between the tines.
alright kids no one is dead from Florence yet which means we’ve got a 48 hour window to laugh at these before they become too edgy and offensive for the general public