message from the queue continuum – Page 151

somewherealight:

Sora: i bet you can’t even fight

Demyx: you shouldn’t judge anyone by appearance

Sora: *draws Keyblade*

Demyx: oh f—

majessushannah:

Demyx: I’m not going in there!

Zexion: And why not?

Demyx: Because castles have paintings with eyes that watch you, and suits of armour you think are statues, but there’s a guy inside who follows you every time you turn around!

Zexion:

Zexion: How many times has that actually happened?

Demyx: Twelve. I’m not gonna do it.

blackirishweab:

According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”

glumshoe:

argumate:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Two detectives get assigned to each other and clash horribly as they try to figure out which of them is the Eccentric and which of them is the Straight Man.

I need to clarify that by ‘Straight Man’ I mean the role in a comedy duo, not a Heterosexual Man. Jesus. Of course they’re not straight, guys.

not sure which is worse, two detectives being stubbornly weird at each other or two detectives attempting to world-wearily narrate at each other

Shoving each other out of the way as they fight to get to the desk nearest the window with the best shadows from the gaslight beyond the Venetian blinds. Using increasingly obscure slang until neither of them are speaking comprehensible English.

tbh this sounds a lot like crack Sheriarty

dialup2002:

Why did (most) modern phones get rid of those little holes you can loop charms through? That was brilliant.

soraslair:

by おやつ

crysta-creme-doughnuts:

Raven in DC Super Hero Girls “Nevermore Part 1″

lizleeillustration:

So uh…. has anyone else done this yet because it was the first thing I thought of. ……

(Also, forgive the horrible drawing; I made this in like 5 minutes.)

superstitious18:

vyvantsy:

filthy–as–charged:

adhighdefinition:

“binge watching” or as my adhd ass likes to see it….. i’ve 3 partially watched things open and i actually managed to get a few minutes into each of them!!!!!

“Binge watching” aka letting a show play for 4 hours in the background while I do 6 different things on my phone the entire time

“Binge watching”; hyper-focusing on a show for 26 hours straight because I can’t stop, I haven’t eaten since yesterday, I’ve delayed going to sleep 7 hours past when I should’ve just to watch this, I need help, please send help

I can’t start a new show without someone to watch it with me so i dont wander off. Like, hold me accountable

venacoeurva:

PEW PEW aka I’m trying to make drawing fun again since art blocks and workaholism-based burnout sucks

-Don’t reupload/edit/use without proper credit, ask first please-

it’s so swooshy!