My advice to everyone is to develop a thick skin but not to lose ur softness. Like moisturise spiritually
Tag: message from the queue continuum
“Woke up and looked out the window this morning to see these little guys“
Taken from /r/reddit
@djfalloutwolf more foxes for you
if you described cicadas to someone who’d never heard of them, it would be indistinguishable from a shitpost
a type of insect that spends many years underground (usually a prime number), before emerging en masse to spend a week clinging to trees and screaming before they all die
im not entirely convinced this isnt a shitpost
clinging to trees and screaming AND FUCKING before dying
don’t forget the fucking
It sounds like the trees are shooting old sci-fi lasers for weeks.
My aunt used to write horoscopes for the newspaper as a part time job. She had a friend in college who a)always read that newspapers horoscope and b)didn’t know my aunt wrote it. So whenever the friend had a shitty episode my aunt would make her horoscope as positive as possible to cheer her up. Long story short they recently got married and are both my aunts now.
what do mean “long story short” give me this entire sappy gay romance novel right now
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