Oh no, okay the first thing you got to do is get rid of any evidence. Anything that you remember touching or you even faintly think you touched, clean it good. Or you could just burn down the building. Anyway, the body, dump it in a lake, set it on fire or feed it to pigs. Once you finish that, contact me and wait further instructions.
Good to know y’all got my back Jesus Christ
I did kill someone, but relax, they were fictional.
#writerproblems
Arson is a terrible way to dispose of a body. The police are more likely to actively pursue a murderer if they also did thousands in property damage (because sadly property is more important than people). My suggestion is to dump the body. Tie them to cinder blocks at the waist, so the weight is around their center of gravity. Then throw them in a lake, preferably as far from the shore as possible. Avoid the sea, because the current will push the body to shore, and avoid water about 20 degrees Celsius, because warm water will cause the body to float regardless of how much weight is on it. Water will also destroy any trace evidence, so you no longer have to worry about that.
I promise I did this research for my novel.
I love the writing community.
Are we writers? Are we murderers? You’ll never know.
The change in the number of queer people you see over time is not an indication that more queer people exist, it is an indication that less queer people are in the closet.
this is certainly true, but i do also think that when queer identities are more visible they seem more possible, so people are more likely to entertain their queer inclinations rather than just assuming there’s nothing there. does that make sense? like my gender id is a weird wobbly nonbinary thing that im only able to identify as being queer because im aware of nonbinary as an identity. otherwise id just assume I was a woman. but like, if i wasnt aware of it, i wouldnt say i was in the closet. does that make sense?
This definitely makes sense don’t worry! And I don’t want to dismiss that experience, because not only is it completely valid, but I also share it.
But I would like to say that I may have a slightly different definition of what “in the closet” means. This is something that no one is under any obligation to agree with, but I often think that being in the closet can exist before you are aware of your situation. I think this primarily because in my experience and according to many other people I have met; even if you didn’t quite know what you were hiding, you knew not to say everything.
Examples of this being, never really telling anyone how weird it felt when people called you something associated with gender, or not mentioning how pretty you think your best friend is.
In fact I often say things like “when I was in the closet, even in my own head”.
I’m not saying that narrative fits everyone, but I hope that it can give some context on what I meant in this post.
so tonight I’m at synagogue, listening to the Purim Night reading of the Book of Esther, like you do
and near the end of this chapter my brain presents me with the following:
nooooo ooooone plots like Haman calls the shots like Haman plans a genocide by casting lots like Haman
(It only works with the Hebrew pronunciation of Haman, which, like Gaston, is accented on the second syllable.)
By the time we get home my brain has added:
for there’s none so well-favored and kingly yes, we all can be certain of that he’s so rich that his pockets are jingly and he looks really sharp in a three-cornered hat
*face in hands*
Petition to sing this every year at Purim.
I shared this with my dad, and he added:
No one’s spruce as Haman, Nor abstruse as Haman; No one’s half as good tying a noose as Haman! He’ll use gallows in all of his decorating! No one else hangs as well as Haman!
niiiiice
i know several people who will definitely appreciate this.
this is beautiful
oh wait
When I was a lad I hatched four dozen plots Every morning, to raise myself high… And now that I’m grown I hatch five dozen plots So all those who oppose me shall die!
do you think the dc universe has a news site like the onion that’s just like…
“meddling parents still alive, preventing bruce wayne from adopting yet anther orphan”
“new study shows that 87% of all americans class superman as american citizen despite being born on a different planet, but only 49% avoided eye contact when asked about why martian manhunter doesn’t count”
“area woman thanking her lucky stars that batman and superman fell out on the same day she was due to go to boss’ niece’s bat mitzvah”
“arkham guard astonished by trip to iron heights, only now learning what locks are for”
“area man pretty sure he should be making more than $60k a year if his boss has 10 billion dollars to waste on robotic exosuit”
“breaking news: lex luthor sues superman for loss of earnings, claims that continually losing fights to him is negatively affecting his work ethic”
“Hub City mayor declares state of unemergency after two hours without a violent crime”
“grown man who dresses in halloween costume every night thinks clown his biggest problem”
“disappointed child realizes Booster Gold at birthday party the real one, not just a guy in a costume”
“drunk Aquaman rampages through ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ ride”
“new Teen Titan not attached to any Justice League member wonders why they’ve been issued a uniform with a red shirt”
“Earth totally not a tax haven, say Green Lantern Corps as they assign eighth lantern to same planet”
“’no one knows how to stop him’ says armed police officer as non-powered clown-themed supervillain begins 82nd massacre this year”
“bruce wayne’s children accused of domestic violence after bruce wayne shows up to work with a cast on his arm and leg”
“superman added to fbi’s most wanted list after crashing into a very important dam”
“superman caught entering bruce wayne’s penthouse half an hour after batman reportedly left- a forbidden romance or one night stands?”
“Nation shocked and worried as President Luthor goes twenty four hours without ranting about the Danger Posed by Aliens on Twitter”
“Metal detectors continue to impede Robot Man’s ability to prevent plane hijackings”
“Wonder Woman claims “Constant kinkshaming from the hostages” the reason she allowed supervillain to banish bus full of people into a limbo dimension”
“Fifth historian this month reduced to tears attempting to make sense of repeatedly rebooted planets past”
“Healthy baby boy born to parents with Ridiculously Evil Sounding Last Name almost certainly going to grow up to become a supervillain”
“Rampage prevents rampage in Metropolis, Riot continues to act as his name implies he would to be less confusing”
“Will Magnus insists creation of beautiful large breasted robot girl programmed to be in love with him ‘Totally not a sex thing’ to disbelieving crowd at his TED Talk”
“Justice League International now forced to work out of trailer home, considering rebranding as Justice League Jersey”
“Local man thinks Themyscira is discriminating against him and his plans to open a Hooters there”
“Sideways to press: “Stop saying I’m Spider-man”“
“Doom Patrol to consider rebranding after realizing they don’t patrol doom that often”
“Elasti-girl sues Disney for copyright infringement”
“Pizza delivery man struggling to deliver to Watchtower”
“Local man getting real sick and tired of his car getting thrown at supervillains”
“Another physicist cracks while struggling to explain Flash’s powers”
““I don’t kill” says local bat enthusiast who apparently does not know what repeated blunt force trauma to their skulls is actually doing to the muggers and supervillains he beats senseless”
“Shockwave forced to halt crime spree after legal injunction from Hasbro demanding he cease all acitvities under that name”
“Atheists “Deeply annoyed” by Ares the God of War’s continued insistence that he does, in fact, exist”
“Birthday clown unemployment crisis in Gotham continues to worsen”
“Roscoe Dillon invited to lead Central City Pride Parade following confusion over what kind of Top he is”
“J’onn Jones causes frustration at local karaoke bar once again by repeatedly saying “Yes” during singers attempt to perform “Life on Mars” by David Bowie”
“Do ghosts exist? Jim Craddock, The Spectre and the Haunted Tank weigh in on this divisive topic”
“Orphaned child somehow goes another year without swearing to spend rest of his life warring on all criminals, experts remain baffled how this possible”
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