Torchwood cover for Titan from earlier this year. This was pretty rushed and I have no memory of doing it except listening to and NOT ENJOYING Music Man while doing the vines.
>be in ancient athens 5th century bc >be a bard at a popular joint >be playing my lyre and rocking those sweet tunes >some asshole keeps telling me to play some homer like a sellout >mainstream.vaseart >try to ignore him but he keeps shouting >finally give up and tell him that i’ll do him one better and play him the tale of bophades and his testicles >man looks at me like i’ve just spoken the sphinx’s riddle >asks me who in hades bophades is and why his testicles are important >’you mean you haven’t heard about bophades’ nuts?’ >man breaks my lyre and goes on a rampage >city of athens votes for me to be ritually ostracized for 10 years for causing chaos >mfw