Tag: message from the queue continuum
me, yelling at my anxiety: heart palpitations are UNNECESSARY!!! nothing is happening you melodramatic fool!!!
my anxiety, shouting through a megaphone and ignoring me like a petulant child: 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better watch out
🎶 you better wATCH OUT
🎶 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
🎶 yOu BeTTeR wAtCh oUt
🎶
“Good Morning, Lazy Scales”
The dryad awoke with the sun, yawning in the pale light. She stretched then got out of bed with an easy grace.
The mermaid slept on, muttering in her native language, complaining about the early hour. She returned to the sleepy seas after her sylvan wife gently kissed her forehead.
Creeping into the kitchen and whistling bird songs, the dryad began the day’s most important task: making coffee.
She slid a trowel’s worth of silt into one side of the machine and a handful of coral into the other. Breakfast prep came next.
“Good morning, lazy scales,” the dryad teased the mermaid as she finally came into the kitchen. Hair as wild as a storm, tail drifting back and forth, eyes as bleary as a treasure map, the mermaid began to reply but opted instead to simply stick out her tongue and make a silly vrrpt noise.
Giggling, the dryad set the table and laid out their breakfast.
A 50-year Trekkie bestows Star Trek history upon the next generation: How fandom and fanfiction sparked the galaxy’s most controversial romance
A wonderful piece about fandom history, friendships, and legacies.
Dee called AO3 a “candy store,” and said the fan art she has seen, in particular, has been overwhelming. “I cannot get over the art,” she said. “We would have jumped at this. I would’ve given my right tit for all this art when I was in my twenties. Because you couldn’t reproduce it, you couldn’t send it out, but [now] there’s this fabulous art coming out every single day.”
Yes. Yes. Yes. This is how it happened. Excellent article.
Thanks to the author for permission to share this here, and for being
just a really nice human being, and big thanks to the artist who did my
mom’s portrait, above. -Zachary

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance
Everyone in the comments talking about how a woman is born with all her eggs and has them her whole life but a sperm cell is only made maybe a couple of days before conception and now all I can think of is that one really weird week, right before Edward and Bella get married, where Jacob is freaking out because he finds Edward smoking hot out of nowhere and that’s why he was being weird at the wedding.
TECHNICALLY EDWARD ISN’T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE PRODUCING NEW SPERM
I hate Twilight biology

Prompt: some new JL member gets pissy about Batman having contingency plans for everyone, thinking it shows a lack of trust.
Someone has to gently pull them aside and explain about a man called Harvey Dent.
A List Of Friends Bruce Had Who Turned Into Murderers:
- Harvey Dent
- Thomas Elliot
- Look Do You Really Need It To Happen More Than Once to Get Anxious?
- All These Posts Like ‘Send Bruce To Therapy’
- They Pribably Did, And His Therapist Was Jonathan Crane



