“Am I a cat?”

aximili-esgarrouth-isthil:

serebii.net is wild. it’s a relic. this dude has been running a pokemon news website continuously for damn near 20 years. who is he. how does he do it. what is his secret. how did he get so powerful. he terrifies me

reblogging this again because i found out today he started serebii when he was 13. imagine making a website dedicated to a game at 13 years old and it exploding enough to become the entire fandom’s main source of information

prettytaako:

She

FLUFFY FEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS

charlesoberonn:

At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”

Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”

deadgirlwalking:

short story: technology…… bad

every english teacher ever: hholy shit…. oh my god??? oh my fuckingf. literary masterpiece oh my GOD

rybaris:

also remembered my shining angel witch daughter

spicyshimmy:

spock coming to understand that ‘talking dirty’ is something terrans enjoy as a sexual experience so he engages jim in a rousing, hour-long discussion about topsoil and minerals and actual dirt and jim is just like ‘what is happening. what the hell is happening right now’

McCoy did nothing to dissuade this perception. In fact, he encouraged it because he thought it would be hilarious.