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did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

thats…thats $100, right? 

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

Y’all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

the answers keep getting worse better

Guys it’s 50$.

what the hell.

honey no

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

i asked my friend to help me do math and he said it was $100?

A nickel is worth 0.05.

You have 2,000 of them.

The equation is 0.05 x 2,000 which equals 100.

Tumblr : we can run a commune on our own

Tumblr :

okay for extra fun: try to figure out how many of the people getting it wrong were joking

TO BE FAIR, THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN SOLVED IF IT HAD BEEN CALLED 5 CENT COINS FROM THE START

this is America, we don’t do things like make sense here

critically-yours:

diloolie:

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cherryseltzer:

i just got a super predatory debt collection letter. it was for a $113 debt from citizens bank, who i had an account with when i was 16 (20 years ago). the letter appeared to be an offer to cancel the debt if i paid them $22.75. HOWEVER, the actual wording is, “The amount of the debt is $113.77 and we will accept $22.75.” so, no MENTION of canceling the debt, but the implication is there because many collectors of current debt offer to settle for a percentage.

at the bottom of the letter, it says:
“Because of the age of your debt, we cannot sue you for it and we cannot report to any credit reporting agency. In many circumstances, you can renew the debt and start the time period for the filing of a lawsuit against you if you take specific actions such as making payments on the debt or making a written promise to pay.”

basically… i don’t owe this money anymore, the debt is so old they can’t legally sue me for it OR put it on my credit report, BUT if i take their generous offer of paying them $22.75… they can sue me for the full amount because making a payment makes the debt current.

no thanks, jefferson capital systems llc.

always, always read the entire letter! it is so important because of semantic awfulness like this! 

https://youtu.be/hxUAntt1z2c

On mobile so I can’t embed, but this John Oliver video on debt and debt buyers goes into exactly why and how OP got that letter.

banks are evil