Tag: puns

todaysbird:

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

spicyshimmy:

spock coming to understand that ‘talking dirty’ is something terrans enjoy as a sexual experience so he engages jim in a rousing, hour-long discussion about topsoil and minerals and actual dirt and jim is just like ‘what is happening. what the hell is happening right now’

McCoy did nothing to dissuade this perception. In fact, he encouraged it because he thought it would be hilarious.

aaronsmithtumbler:

Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix;  tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

merindab:

byzantienne:

poupon:

thriceandonce:

motherfuckingshakespeare:

thalassakimou:

I found this soap and had to get it.

TRY IT IN THE MACBATH

@wingsistermiri

this will come in handy when i get glammed for gutting Glamis 

I have been convulsed in laughter for five whole minutes

MACBATH

So I had to go look this up, and this whole store is gold.

https://philosophersguild.com/collections/soap/products/lady-macbeth-guest-soap

Among other things are Freudian Slippers

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And a bunch of other soaps

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Freud’s oral fixation lip balm

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Proof is in the pudding bowls

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Alexander Hamilton finger puppet?

Check it out! https://philosophersguild.com/

merindab:

horrordetour:

valya221:

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

Jesus was in a really cranky mood that day.

And who could blame him

What I love about that story is that figs weren’t even in season. He was just being hangry