pro tip: do it with orange juice or u will Die
take a sip when:
- something shocking happens that affects both Sam n Dean equally yet only Dean gets a closeup reaction shot
- Sam spends a scene literally blurred into the background
- a recurring character who’s close to both boys hugs Dean but not Sam
- Sam flinches in response to Dean’s behaviour
take two sips when:
- Sam is forced to work with someone who hurt him; if no one bothers to ask how he feels about this, down the glass; if the person in question is Lucifer, down the bottle
- Dean is casually cruel to Sam/dismissive of his suffering (e.g. “’smores foot” etc.)
- Dean’s shitty actions are justified by the narrative while Sam doing something not nearly comparable is demonised; if Dean’s shitty actions are justified by another character, down the glass
- a new recurring character is introduced and is closer to Dean than Sam
- one of Sam’s like five friends fucking dies; if said friend is a woman, down the glass
- someone makes a rape joke to Sam; if said person is Lucifer, down the glass
down the glass when:
- sam is sexually assaulted
- sam’s agency is violated
- sam doesn’t stand up for himself even though he really should
- sam justifies the actions of people who have hurt him
down the bottle when:
- sam doing something completely normal and healthy to preserve his own physical or mental wellbeing (e.g. going to college) is treated as a betrayal of Dean
- fandom calls Sam “arrogant” or “selfish” for no reason; if they do this while bending over backwards to defend Dean, smash the bottle over your head and welcome the sweet embrace of unconsciousness,
- a dean stan says sam is straight
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Yeah, i would be wasted after one episode 😂 not risking this ! Poor Sam ! He surely deserves better !
Potential alcohol poisoning
Potential alcohol poisoning?? I think you mean certain death due to alcohol poisoning. Especially if we’re talking about S8-13. And S5. S5, aka, how Sam was unjustly blamed for the whole apocalypse all the time, forever.
It would only take one episode in a lot of cases, fuck.













