when spock is bent over the science station and jim just fully stands with his crotch against spock’s butt and asks “are you worried about your dying dad”
spock coming to understand that ‘talking dirty’ is something terrans enjoy as a sexual experience so he engages jim in a rousing, hour-long discussion about topsoil and minerals and actual dirt and jim is just like ‘what is happening. what the hell is happening right now’
McCoy did nothing to dissuade this perception. In fact, he encouraged it because he thought it would be hilarious.
Concept: Kirk likes memes (because ofc he does). Spock tries to communicate with him through memes. Spock doesn’t actually understand it and now the crew creates Enterprise specific memes based on Spock’s meme fails.
spock: every single thing i do is for logic and not emotion
spock, swirling around in a dramatic black cape, eye makeup masterfully applied, brows plucked to perfection, not a hair out of place: it is only logical to look good, to increase the chances of jim wanting to date me
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