yanno those white noise sites like rainymood.com or the cafe shop one? i’d like an Enterprise bridge one, please. Soft beeping, maybe some chill version of amok time theme or something, and every now and then the crew calmly issuing orders or reading something sciency. im watching the lights of zetar and this evasive scene? is super calming and i need it on infinite repeat somehow. someone make this happen.
SO APPARENTLY I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO WANTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS
my personal fave is the mynoise Enterprise noise generator (TOS) which is essentially infinite AND lets you adjust the levels of different component sounds yourself
Our Leonard who art in sickbay Hallow’d be thy Eyebrow Thy nurses run Thy physicals be done On Earth as they are in this flying tin can Give us this day our daily hypospray And forgive us our away missions As we forgive those who pull phasers against us Lead us not into the transporter But deliver us from Andorian shingles For thine is the biobed, the quarantine and the Captain Now and until the hull cracks and our blood boils in thirteen seconds DAMMIT JIM.
Did you just call the Enterprise a flying tin can?
the more i think about it the more i’m convinced the ds9 higher-ups just
keep garak around for shits and giggles. like. “this guy is a high-level
threat to our security and he could probably hack the entire station if
he tried but he’s a good laugh sometimes so he can stick around i guess.”
garak: dukat my good bitch. still wearing that generic military
commander ensemble number i see? your sense of fashion hasn’t aged well –
but then neither have you, so i suppose it’s a good match.
James Tiberius “sunk all his points into improvised weaponry and bluff” Kirk, space bard.
Commander “charisma is a dump stat” Spock, space wizard
Lieutenant “wait, can we use supplemental materials for this?” Sulu, space duelist
Lieutenant Nyota“lockpick and detect trap are literally always useful skills guys come on” Uhura, space theif
Lieutenant Commander Montgomery “definitely going to blow the party up with that flask of Greek fire” Scott, space alchemist.
Ensign Pavel “Does not know how to tank” Chekov, Barbarian
And finally, to round out the party, Leonard “I can’t believe not a single one of you motherfuckers took a single rank in healing, I should pick rogue just to spite you,” McCoy, space cleric.
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