Use intellect devourers to posses the low level members of rival organizations, then have them kidnap their superiors and use intellect devourers on them. Rinse and repeat, until your dramatic confrontation is you, alone, staring them and their entire organization down, waiting till they’re done gloating, then snapping your fingers and at watching their entire army turn on them.
where a grad student becomes a supervillain for extra credit since their doctoral committee is lowkey three of the city’s supervillains. and they meet the hero who is cute and charming and idealistic. and damn, extra credit is so not worth this. but damn, grad school is expensive and the job market is competitive
“there’s good in you”
“i really think all that’s in me at this point is ramen, red bull and spite”
I WOULD BUY THIS NOVEL
“My question is, what happened that you could turn to the dark side?”
“I failed.”
“What did you fail? Yourself? Your family? Your lover?”
“No, Developmental Biology.”
“And now with the city asleep, I’ll finally be able to steal enough money to pay off my student loans!”
-Morgana Macawber, Darkwing Duck Season 1, Episode 30: Goul of My Dreams
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