that’s not inaccurate – DarkestElemental616

Terra: I think I just joined a cult

Terra: Update, I am now leader of said cult

writing-prompt-s:

“You had ONE job!” both Satan and God scream at you.

Good Omens

batfamscreaming:

Prompt: some new JL member gets pissy about Batman having contingency plans for everyone, thinking it shows a lack of trust.

Someone has to gently pull them aside and explain about a man called Harvey Dent.

A List Of Friends Bruce Had Who Turned Into Murderers:

Harvey Dent

Thomas Elliot

Look Do You Really Need It To Happen More Than Once to Get Anxious?

All These Posts Like ‘Send Bruce To Therapy’

They Pribably Did, And His Therapist Was Jonathan Crane

bisexual-nightwing:

has this been done yet?

rosegoldspock:

spock: every single thing i do is for logic and not emotion

spock, swirling around in a dramatic black cape, eye makeup masterfully applied, brows plucked to perfection, not a hair out of place: it is only logical to look good, to increase the chances of jim wanting to date me

ianto-j0nes:

Death: I’ve come to take you

Owen: wait lemme ask my dad first

Death: it’s not a choi-

Owen: Jack says no

shegotistical:

I just watched The Blob for the first time and not to spoil it but cold is the only way to stop it so they ship it to the arctic. And these old B movies get a lot of flack for not actually being scary but the last line of the film was that the blob can’t be killed but at least it’s stopped “so long as the arctic stays frozen” and lemme tell you that is THE most terrifying line a viewer in 2018 could hear.

natchrisart:

Everyone to Dick Grayson: aren’t you tired of being perfect

Dick Grayson, in earnest: I’m tired of not being perfect