the bitter sam fan drinking game

sammywinchester-obsessed:

myrkra-verk:

sammy-puppy-ears-winchester:

clairesncvaks:

pro tip: do it with orange juice or u will Die

take a sip when:

  • something shocking happens that affects both Sam n Dean equally yet only Dean gets a closeup reaction shot
  • Sam spends a scene literally blurred into the background
  • a recurring character who’s close to both boys hugs Dean but not Sam
  • Sam flinches in response to Dean’s behaviour

take two sips when: 

  • Sam is forced to work with someone who hurt him; if no one bothers to ask how he feels about this, down the glass; if the person in question is Lucifer, down the bottle
  • Dean is casually cruel to Sam/dismissive of his suffering (e.g. “’smores foot” etc.)
  • Dean’s shitty actions are justified by the narrative while Sam doing something not nearly comparable is demonised; if Dean’s shitty actions are justified by another character, down the glass
  • a new recurring character is introduced and is closer to Dean than Sam
  • one of Sam’s like five friends fucking dies; if said friend is a woman, down the glass
  • someone makes a rape joke to Sam; if said person is Lucifer, down the glass

down the glass when: 

  • sam is sexually assaulted
  • sam’s agency is violated
  • sam doesn’t stand up for himself even though he really should
  • sam justifies the actions of people who have hurt him

down the bottle when:

  • sam doing something completely normal and healthy to preserve his own physical or mental wellbeing (e.g. going to college) is treated as a betrayal of Dean
  • fandom calls Sam “arrogant” or “selfish” for no reason; if they do this while bending over backwards to defend Dean, smash the bottle over your head and welcome the sweet embrace of unconsciousness,
  • a dean stan says sam is straight

@gaywitchtwins @eruthiawenluin @unforgvnsam @artherra @bittersamgirlclub

Yeah, i would be wasted after one episode 😂 not risking this ! Poor Sam ! He surely deserves better !

Potential alcohol poisoning

Potential alcohol poisoning?? I think you mean certain death due to alcohol poisoning. Especially if we’re talking about S8-13. And S5. S5, aka, how Sam was unjustly blamed for the whole apocalypse all the time, forever.

It would only take one episode in a lot of cases, fuck.

How to know if an organization for autism is bad:

scriptautistic:

actingnt:

theconcealedweapon:

whatareautisticsplanning:

  • They use the puzzle piece
  • They are or support Autism Speaks.
  • They think that the percentage of the population that is diagnosed with autism is shocking.
  • They think that more people are autistic now, and not that fewer autistic people are undiagnosed.
  • They compare autism to diseases.
  • A cure for autism is a major goal for them.
  • They place a higher value on the opinions of those who know autistic people than on the opinions of autistic people.
  • They believe that vaccines cause autism.
  • Their leadership has no autistic people in it.
  • They use person-first language.
  • They compare autism to disease and disorders.
  • Their idea of what autism is is entirely negative, even to the point of describing positives in a way that sounds negative.
  • They call meltdowns “tantrums”.
  • They encourage forms of child abuse such as applied behavior analysis.
  • If you attend an event hosted by them, you are the only autistic person there.
  • They only talk about children and imply that autistic adults don’t exist.
  • They sympathize with parents who murder their children.

good things to keep in mind when looking for resources.